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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Jasper

#615
April 09, 2011, 06:50:37 PM
Wow.  Holy crap.

:mittens: to Nigel.  I gave up after 11, and the worst I got was a big uncomfy orange dump that plugged the toilet.

Thurnez Isa

#616
April 09, 2011, 08:59:52 PM
It burns when I pee
and I have the ability to turn the toilet water fluorescent yellow
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#617
April 09, 2011, 10:15:58 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 08:59:52 PM
It burns when I pee
and I have the ability to turn the toilet water fluorescent yellow

MAGICK!
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Fractalbeard

#618
April 09, 2011, 10:18:50 PM
My shit. It smells like oranges  :horrormirth:
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#619
April 09, 2011, 10:22:32 PM
Quote from: Saint Rurouzaru on April 09, 2011, 10:18:50 PM
My shit. It smells like oranges  :horrormirth:

And not in a good way, right? Mine entirely consists of orange pulp. I've been drinking water all day in an attempt to flush it all through, but I think I may need to take more drastic measures.
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Jasper

#620
April 09, 2011, 10:26:18 PM
I'm just glad the orange oils have stopped giving me the power to smell exactly what my farts smell like.

Hell is self-awareness.

Fractalbeard

#621
April 09, 2011, 10:27:31 PM
Seriously, it's like my body leached away all of the good parts of "scent of orange" and left "zombie citrus stench."

You're doing the smart thing. I, being a sick bastard, just had an orange-cranberry muffin. I'm not sure if it's some sort of fucked up spite or maybe just plain stupid for stupidity's sake, but I did.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

Requia ☣

#622
April 09, 2011, 10:55:33 PM
I'm now craving oranges.  I think something's wrong with me.
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Thurnez Isa

#623
April 09, 2011, 10:57:37 PM
I still have 2 left
Im seriously considering
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Jasper

#624
April 09, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Our cause is senseless, our colons are strong!  We are PD!

Freeky

#625
April 12, 2011, 02:12:38 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  YESTERDAY I ATE FOUR ORANGES, AND WHILE IT WASN'T IN ANY WAY TRAINING FOR NEXT YEAR'S CONTEST, I HAD A RIGHT EPIC SHIT LAST NIGHT.  IT TOOK FIVE FLUSHES AND THE PLUNGER TO GET IT DOWN.  WHILE PASSING IT I FELT LIKE I WAS ON FIRE AND WAS GOING TO PUKE.  SHITFUCKDAMN THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN EXTREME SPORT.

Suu

#626
April 12, 2011, 02:16:18 PM
Thread still delivers!
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#627
April 12, 2011, 04:08:44 PM
:lol: Truly, I must be a supernatural ironguts, or my oranges were under-acidified (don't think so though, based on how my teeth felt).

Also puking up the last half-dozen or so might have helped.

Cainad (dec.)

#628
April 29, 2011, 05:30:59 AM
Oh, forgot one of my pics:



My friend K submits her opinion on me, this contest, and all of yuo, in one succinct gesture.

Freeky

#629
July 14, 2011, 08:11:40 AM
I REREAD THIS THREAD. THE WHOLE THING.

I LAUGHED MANIACALLY FOR A WHOLE 42 PAGES.


I FORGOT THAT NIGEL RETAINED HER CROWN BY NUMBER OF ORANGES, THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH THAT'S MERELY A TECHNICALITY.

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