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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #615 on: April 09, 2011, 06:50:37 pm »
Wow.  Holy crap.

:mittens: to Nigel.  I gave up after 11, and the worst I got was a big uncomfy orange dump that plugged the toilet.

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« Reply #616 on: April 09, 2011, 08:59:52 pm »
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« Reply #617 on: April 09, 2011, 10:15:58 pm »
It burns when I pee
and I have the ability to turn the toilet water fluorescent yellow

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #618 on: April 09, 2011, 10:18:50 pm »
My shit. It smells like oranges  :horrormirth:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #619 on: April 09, 2011, 10:22:32 pm »
My shit. It smells like oranges  :horrormirth:

And not in a good way, right? Mine entirely consists of orange pulp. I've been drinking water all day in an attempt to flush it all through, but I think I may need to take more drastic measures.
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« Reply #620 on: April 09, 2011, 10:26:18 pm »
I'm just glad the orange oils have stopped giving me the power to smell exactly what my farts smell like.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #621 on: April 09, 2011, 10:27:31 pm »
Seriously, it's like my body leached away all of the good parts of "scent of orange" and left "zombie citrus stench."

You're doing the smart thing. I, being a sick bastard, just had an orange-cranberry muffin. I'm not sure if it's some sort of fucked up spite or maybe just plain stupid for stupidity's sake, but I did.

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« Reply #622 on: April 09, 2011, 10:55:33 pm »
I'm now craving oranges.  I think something's wrong with me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #623 on: April 09, 2011, 10:57:37 pm »
I still have 2 left
Im seriously considering
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« Reply #624 on: April 09, 2011, 11:14:02 pm »
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« Reply #625 on: April 12, 2011, 02:12:38 pm »
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  YESTERDAY I ATE FOUR ORANGES, AND WHILE IT WASN'T IN ANY WAY TRAINING FOR NEXT YEAR'S CONTEST, I HAD A RIGHT EPIC SHIT LAST NIGHT.  IT TOOK FIVE FLUSHES AND THE PLUNGER TO GET IT DOWN.  WHILE PASSING IT I FELT LIKE I WAS ON FIRE AND WAS GOING TO PUKE.  SHITFUCKDAMN THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN EXTREME SPORT.
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« Reply #626 on: April 12, 2011, 02:16:18 pm »
Thread still delivers!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #627 on: April 12, 2011, 04:08:44 pm »
:lol: Truly, I must be a supernatural ironguts, or my oranges were under-acidified (don't think so though, based on how my teeth felt).

Also puking up the last half-dozen or so might have helped.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #628 on: April 29, 2011, 05:30:59 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #629 on: July 14, 2011, 08:11:40 am »
I REREAD THIS THREAD. THE WHOLE THING.

I LAUGHED MANIACALLY FOR A WHOLE 42 PAGES.


I FORGOT THAT NIGEL RETAINED HER CROWN BY NUMBER OF ORANGES, THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH THAT'S MERELY A TECHNICALITY.

If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in