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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #630 on: July 14, 2011, 11:19:33 pm »
MY PARENTS HAVE INFORMED ME THAT I'LL BE BRINGING HOME AS MANY FRESH ORANGES FROM FLORIDA AS I CAN CARRY FOR CHRISTMAS.

YOU HEAR THAT FUCKERS?

FRESH.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #631 on: July 14, 2011, 11:25:39 pm »
MY PARENTS HAVE INFORMED ME THAT I'LL BE BRINGING HOME AS MANY FRESH ORANGES FROM FLORIDA AS I CAN CARRY FOR CHRISTMAS.

YOU HEAR THAT FUCKERS?

FRESH.


LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEW YEAR BRINGS, SHALL WE?!

From reading this thread, I'd guess bouts of shitting pure citric acid.   :x
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #632 on: October 03, 2011, 03:53:23 am »
My doctor friend says "This seems like a bad idea".

I see that as MEDICAL ENDORSEMENT!

This still kills me every time I read it.  :lulz:
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #633 on: October 04, 2011, 12:23:02 pm »
The guy I work opposite has been eating oranges all day. He is on number six now. I have been keeping count.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #634 on: October 04, 2011, 08:25:29 pm »
That would be an AWESOME IRL TROLL!

Makes me wish I still worked in a cube.  :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #635 on: January 12, 2012, 09:15:15 am »
MOTHER FUCKING ORANGES.

ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG'S DONG SHOVED UP YOUR ASS AND WEARING YOUR MOM'S HOOKER BOOTS FOR A CONDOM.  OH SNAP.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #636 on: January 12, 2012, 09:42:05 am »
I'm gonna really do it this time. I'm not stopping until I hyperventillate and go into a state of ketoacidotic shock.

Diabetics, beware.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #637 on: January 12, 2012, 09:47:01 am »
I kind of want in on this. And I don't even like oranges that much.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #638 on: January 12, 2012, 09:53:50 am »
I kind of want in on this. And I don't even like oranges that much.

LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF, WAFFLE DICK.  I COULD GIVE TWO BEHEADED RATS' LIVERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DO OR DO NOT LIKE.  THERE IS ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO STUFF FUCKING ORANGES INTO THEIR FACE HOLES UNTIL MIDNIGHT OR SOMETHING HILARIOUS HAPPENS, [IE, THE ONLY PEOPLE WORTH BEING] OR YOU'RE A USELESS WASTE OF SPACE, MUCH LIKE FRANCE.

TELL ME, ARE YOU FRENCH?  ARE YOU?  BECAUSE BY DICK GOBBLING CHRIST I DO NOT HEAR ANYTHING IN THERE THAT TELLS ME OTHERWISE.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET OR EAT SOME TWAT WOBBLING ORANGES.  IT'S YOUR CHOICE, FRENCHY.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #639 on: January 12, 2012, 10:09:23 am »
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NO GOD DAMN IT I AM NOT FRENCH!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #640 on: January 12, 2012, 10:11:18 am »
That's what I like to hear! 
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #641 on: January 12, 2012, 11:27:19 am »
Freeky, you are the R. Lee Ermy of PD and a true asset to the cause.

Carry on.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #642 on: January 12, 2012, 01:00:10 pm »
This honestly is continually the weirdest thing I've ever seen on these boards. 

And the fact that you all do it as a semi-annual event makes me thankful to be alive to see it.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #643 on: January 12, 2012, 01:17:43 pm »
This honestly is continually the weirdest thing I've ever seen on these boards. 

And the fact that you all do it as a semi-annual event makes me thankful to be alive to see it.

^that.

Also, one of these days you ass stains are goin DOWN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #644 on: January 12, 2012, 02:07:09 pm »
SON OF A FUCK


IF I HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN ALREADY I'M GONNA [INSERT ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND ABSURDLY DISGUSTING ACT HERE], YOU GODDAMN FIDDLER-CRAB CATHETERS THAT I CALL "FRIENDS"!