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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #690 on: January 13, 2012, 05:40:14 pm »
monday good

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #691 on: January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #692 on: January 13, 2012, 06:01:51 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

Tiny.  Teensy teensy tiny.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #693 on: January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 pm »
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #694 on: January 13, 2012, 06:10:57 pm »
I AM TOTALLY DOWN WITH MASS ORANGE MURDER ON MONDAY
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #695 on: January 13, 2012, 06:21:14 pm »
I can do Monday.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #696 on: January 13, 2012, 06:21:48 pm »
MONFUCKINGDAY
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #697 on: January 13, 2012, 06:33:37 pm »
One day late though, SUNDAY is Setting Orange, Chaos 15, 3178 YOLD :D
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #698 on: January 13, 2012, 07:06:22 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #699 on: January 14, 2012, 06:09:18 am »
I WON'T BE ABLE TO START TILL 5.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #700 on: January 14, 2012, 07:56:28 am »
I  might actually be able to do Monday.

If I can stomach it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #701 on: January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #702 on: January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #703 on: January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #704 on: January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”