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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #705 on: January 14, 2012, 06:41:27 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #706 on: January 14, 2012, 08:28:44 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #707 on: January 15, 2012, 12:03:50 am »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #708 on: January 15, 2012, 12:33:37 am »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

God show chap.

IS THIS WHAT I HAVE BECOME? A PERSON TO PERFORM CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNNERY UPON?  :argh!:

No, you're from belgianland, and there are no real people from there.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #709 on: January 15, 2012, 02:01:43 am »
I may or may not participate, it depends on if I am feeling better. 

Today was extremely draining for me, as a whole, being sick and fucked up on benzos.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #710 on: January 15, 2012, 02:04:20 am »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

God show chap.

IS THIS WHAT I HAVE BECOME? A PERSON TO PERFORM CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNNERY UPON?  :argh!:

No, you're from belgianland, and there are no real people from there.

I'll have you know that I'm more realer than a very real thing. Also, I'm drunk.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #711 on: January 15, 2012, 12:04:21 pm »
Inspirational video, something about a mathematical infinity of infinitely dense oranges:

http://youtu.be/uFvokQUHh08
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #712 on: January 15, 2012, 04:33:33 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

Smaller people than I.

I'm 5'2" and 118 lbs. We're tiny.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #713 on: January 15, 2012, 06:54:06 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

Smaller people than I.

I'm 5'2" and 118 lbs. We're tiny.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

"Smaller than me" is correct.

I am also 5'3", for teh record, but not really tiny as I am sturdy and made of muscle.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #714 on: January 16, 2012, 05:15:27 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #715 on: January 16, 2012, 05:19:07 am »
oh snap its fucking ON.

Good thing I'ma get all rested up before this.  TOMORROW (my tomorrow, same day for you), I WILl OWN THIS CONSTEST.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #716 on: January 16, 2012, 05:39:13 am »
Enjoy your pain, turdmonglers! I'll be sitting here, not stuffing my dumb face with FUCKING ORANGES.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #717 on: January 16, 2012, 05:46:55 am »
Enjoy your pain, turdmonglers! I'll be sitting here, not stuffing my dumb face with FUCKING ORANGES.

Cainad, I'm surprised at you.  I thought you were a biped, not a NON ORANGE EATING SISSY PANCE.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #718 on: January 16, 2012, 06:01:21 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #719 on: January 16, 2012, 08:09:02 am »
I JUST UTTERLY MASTICATED AN ENTIRE ORANGE TODAY WHILE YOU FEEBLY LAID THERE PRETENDING TO BE DEAD—DROOLING LIKE AN OVERGROWN POSSUM WITH DIABETES.

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, CANDY ASSES.

GET OUT OF BED AND FACE YOUR CERTAIN DOOM.
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