from Net:The triage nurse laughed at me.

The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.
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yo, if we can pick a
get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas