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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #810 on: January 16, 2012, 10:58:14 pm »
Of Tums and Prep H, I'm sure.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #811 on: January 16, 2012, 10:59:59 pm »
Of Tums and Prep H, I'm sure.
I was thinking of grapefruits. 16 pounds of grapefruits.  :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #812 on: January 16, 2012, 11:00:10 pm »
So, what are the totals so far?

I'm holding at 23 right now.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #813 on: January 16, 2012, 11:01:43 pm »
So, what are the totals so far?

I'm holding at 23 right now.

are you fucking shitting me?

like, Navel oranges? Size of a Magic 8-Ball Navel oranges?

jesus christ if that's true you already won

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #814 on: January 16, 2012, 11:02:29 pm »
8 BIG ASS ORANGES, MEATFUCKS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #815 on: January 16, 2012, 11:04:10 pm »
Navels, yo!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #816 on: January 16, 2012, 11:06:36 pm »
6 MOTHERFUCKERS!! PERSONAL BEST.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #817 on: January 16, 2012, 11:06:59 pm »
Of Tums and Prep H, I'm sure.
I was thinking of grapefruits. 16 pounds of grapefruits.  :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #818 on: January 16, 2012, 11:08:20 pm »
I have devoured 8, and will be continuing my domination of oranges when I finish my next review. (I have been procrastinating, damn me).

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #819 on: January 16, 2012, 11:08:34 pm »
If I didn't have to buy them in batches of 100 I'd TOTALLY buy Net one of those enameled bronze coins with a picture of an orange on it, and "FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST" around the edges

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #820 on: January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 pm »
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #821 on: January 16, 2012, 11:28:52 pm »

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #822 on: January 16, 2012, 11:54:37 pm »
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

I've been screaming about this from the beginning.

And nobody made him "compete".

You fuckers are nuts.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #823 on: January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 am »
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #824 on: January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 am »
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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