That line from the father's song in Mary Poppins, where he's going on about how nothing can go wrong, in Britain in 1910. That's about the point I realized the boy was gonna die in a trench.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 17, 2012, 08:15:08 pmNext time, we first ask Eris to SURPRISE US.Also, I'm still wondering who Dingus Thingus Rurouzaru is? Anyone we know but changed their name? The account's pretty old? Placid Dingo perhaps? And did he REALLY eat 23 oranges? He should at least get honorary second.Whomever ate the most oranges wins.You don't win the Indy 500 by smashing your car into the stands. I mean, that's a win in anybody's book, but you didn't win the race.
Next time, we first ask Eris to SURPRISE US.Also, I'm still wondering who Dingus Thingus Rurouzaru is? Anyone we know but changed their name? The account's pretty old? Placid Dingo perhaps? And did he REALLY eat 23 oranges? He should at least get honorary second.
Maybe next time y'all should try something that won't make you sick
Quote from: Khara on January 17, 2012, 08:20:24 pmMaybe next time y'all should try something that won't make you sickWHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT??
The first time around, Cram shit his pance.The second time, Nigel proved she is UberFrau.Now, Net pukes blood and is hospitalized.HOW DO WE TOP OURSELVES NEXT TIME?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 17, 2012, 05:12:29 pmThe first time around, Cram shit his pance.The second time, Nigel proved she is UberFrau.Now, Net pukes blood and is hospitalized.HOW DO WE TOP OURSELVES NEXT TIME?If you guys weren't such wimps you'd join me in the Grape Eating Contest.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 17, 2012, 05:12:29 pmThe first time around, Cram shit his pance.The second time, Nigel proved she is UberFrau.Now, Net pukes blood and is hospitalized.HOW DO WE TOP OURSELVES NEXT TIME?If you guys weren't such wimps you'd join me in the Grapefruit Eating Contest.
why isn't this by weight anyways?
why isn't this by weight anyways?it's not like there isn't a scale right there at the point of purchase for the stuff....i mean, i might participate in the next bout of Pyrrhic citrus glory, but i specialize in clementine guzzling. it would hardly be fair of me to count each of those diminutive pearls of pH punishment on the level with the hulking and clumsy navel cannonballs....
For the same reason the Aztecs didn't measure human sacrifice in fluid ounces, despite there being buckets everywhere.
IT A GOD DAMN FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTESTYES, YOU COULD EAT A COMPARABLE VOLUME OF CLEMENTINES, GRAPES, STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRIS, FLINTSTONES VITAMINS, FRUIT SNACKS, EDIBLE UNDERWEAR, SNOZBERRIES, MERKINS, WHATEVER, BUT YOU WILL NOT WIN THE FUCKING FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST