FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He better not!

Yeah, I know... I just ate five oranges. I want it to be for something! Something GREAT!

I guess Cram crapping his pants at work is pretty great, but he could have done that without my participation.

[Suu]

Well, my turn for the bathroom, let's see what happens!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hope you guys have been eating other things besides oranges!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What's going on, you guys? I still have six oranges.

[Suu]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

[Suu]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


PROFESSOR!!11111111111

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


PROFESSOR!!11111111111

Maybe not for the contest... but for the sake of not feeling like hell, it seems like a good idea? I've eaten all sorts of non-orange things in between the oranges.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I eat ten, do I win?

[Doktor Howl]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


PROFESSOR!!11111111111

Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


PROFESSOR!!11111111111

Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


PROFESSOR!!11111111111

Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed.

"He's dead, but not necessarily out of the race."

[GIGGLES]

I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU SIMPERING JIZZWIT FUCKS TO AN ORANGE EATING CONTEST

YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED, CRAMULUS STYLE

AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT I STAGGERED DOWNSTAIRS AND STARTED TRASH TALKING MY ROOM MATE. I WAS LIKE, "I BET I CAN EAT MORE ORANGES THAN YOU IN A DAY."

HE WAS LIKE, "ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EATING A SICKENING AMOUNT OF ORANGES FOR NO REASON AT ALL?"

I WAS LIKE, "HELL YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING ASS TURBAN. I'M GOING TO EAT SO MANY ORANGES I'LL PISS TANG ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING GRAVE."

HE WAS LIKE "IT'S ON!!!!" AND I SHAT JIZZ EVERYWHERE LIKE THERE WAS A FIRE HOSE COMING OUT OF MY ASS AND THOROUGHLY SATISFYING YOUR MOTHER. SEXUALLY.

SO THIS MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I BOUGHT A BAG OF GODDAMN ORANGES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GIANT SPINNING TURDS WHO DOES NOT TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE IS GOING TO BE ENTERED INTO THE LEDGER OF PEOPLE WHOSE EYE SOCKETS I'M GOING TO ROMANCE WITH MY ELBOW WHILE I PLAY THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE ON YOUR LAME ASS FAIL BALLS.



IT'S ON

HOLY COCKSHIT! IT'S ON LIKE RED DAWN!

[Suu]

If I eat ten, do I win?

I think once I get some dinner I'll get back to this. I have yet to effectively blow out my sphincter and feel fine aside from the acidy burps.

[Cramulus]

okay okay okay okay okay

it was more of a "skidmark" shart than a hiroshimic trumpeting.

I came home, showered, put on fresh pants with no poop in 'em.



My stomach has ceased its open rebellion but I'm going to take a little break and let it calm down before I continue to poison myself. I AM NOT BEATEN YET!

btw... coffe + citric acid =