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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #165 on: June 23, 2010, 10:13:40 pm »
My thought is that anything else you want to put in your stomach is totally game.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #166 on: June 23, 2010, 11:06:27 pm »



Okay Peedy, here it goes. I gots beer and tums to help me out. Here goes...
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #167 on: June 23, 2010, 11:17:39 pm »
HOLY JIZZING BALLCOCKS THESE ORANGES ARE SEEDLESS

YOU IMPACTED GARBAGE BAGS BUSTING TO THE BRIM WITH BUZZARD SPUTUM DON'T REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

IT'S GODDAMN GOBBLIN' TIME HOLY HELL

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #168 on: June 23, 2010, 11:29:10 pm »
 :lulz: Oh, the enthusiasm of the first few oranges!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #169 on: June 23, 2010, 11:31:14 pm »
On number THREE! WOO! Every tiny open scrape on my skin is now throbbing with pain. XD



Zyzyx, shirtless in his room listening to Nightwish and eating an entire bowl of oranges.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #170 on: June 23, 2010, 11:32:20 pm »
On number THREE! WOO! Every tiny open scrape on my skin is now throbbing with pain. XD



Zyzyx, shirtless in his room listening to Nightwish and eating an entire bowl of oranges.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #171 on: June 23, 2010, 11:59:04 pm »
Think I just hit five, starting on my first Hoegaarden.

At my seventh orange I will pop a Tums. All is well in the world, and this will be a good night, secure in my DOMINANCE.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #172 on: June 24, 2010, 01:31:48 am »
This has got to be good!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #173 on: June 24, 2010, 03:21:05 am »
Zyzyx, taking it up a notch by not only doing it in one sitting but washing it down with a six pack.

You, my friend, are going to SHIT.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #174 on: June 24, 2010, 03:34:47 am »
OH SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK MY ASS AGGGH
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The beer combined with the oranges has given me prodigious quantities of gas beyond my previously-estimated capabilities - it BURRRRNS AGH

Such marks the end of all Dionysian revels - wishing someone would pull your arms off and get it over with. At least back in the day your cult-buddies would be only too happy to oblige, even eating you afterwards so you don't go to waste!

Don't get any ideas people. >_>

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #175 on: June 24, 2010, 03:37:05 am »
OH SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK MY ASS AGGGH
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The beer combined with the oranges has given me prodigious quantities of gas beyond my previously-estimated capabilities - it BURRRRNS AGH

Such marks the end of all Dionysian revels - wishing someone would pull your arms off and get it over with. At least back in the day your cult-buddies would be only too happy to oblige, even eating you afterwards so you don't go to waste!

Don't get any ideas people. >_>


How many have you gone through?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #176 on: June 24, 2010, 03:37:26 am »
I got through eight of the bastards and half my six-pack. To make it more palatable I squeezed a wedge or two into my wiessbier, which was in fact pretty good. I just have to now deal with a vast over-indulging of dietary fiber. I may lose weight, which is good since I am basically a big torso.

I applaud this thread Cram, you helped my American ass appreciate my lack of daily fiber with (literally) visceral consequences.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #177 on: June 24, 2010, 03:39:37 am »
5 to go!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #178 on: June 24, 2010, 03:41:06 am »
About to pass out so I'm going to eat one then go to town on the rest in the morning.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #179 on: June 24, 2010, 03:41:12 am »
WAITING FOR UPDATES, HERE

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.