BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[Dysnomia]

HELLZ YES I AM


also got laid this morning.  holy FUCK I'm getting lotsa tail!  Took pity on poor OF as he is recovering from surgery. ;D Wrong move, surely, but OWELL!  We're fucked anyways, might as well let it go out with a BANG!   

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That's one hell of a way to recover from surgery.

[Payne]

~~~ Payne: found bondage tape and rope handcuffs yesterday

[LMNO]

It pleases me to know that so many of my internet friends are having FUNSEX™.

[Freeky]

This thread depresses me ina way I find hard to describe.

But I'm glad for you, Lizaaaaaaaaay!   But unfortunately, I now have to BEND YUOR SPACE TIME. Sorry about that, but it's down in the rules, you see...

[Dysnomia]

BEND MY SPACE TIEM?   


Freakeh should get herself some FREAKEH SEX


wut about OKCUPID?  If all else fails, it's a treasure trove of trolling opportunities. 

[Freeky]

I'm not good at the trolling, and new people scare me. Even jjjust onthe interwebs.

[Dysnomia]

 

I know the feeling


which is one of the many reasons I keep going back to people I already know (case and point: OF, ALEJANDRO,etcetcetc)

[Dysnomia]

OF just reduced me to tears, while I was making him cookies no less.  Apparently me resenting him for manipulating me, and treating me like shit for two years is INEXCUSABLE.   

[Juana]

Drop his ass like a bad habit. I'm sure you don't need to be told that, but do it.

[Dysnomia]

already dropped.  I'm giving cookies to the neighbors, the barn, parents, and a mutual friend (who I've been having a sekrit affair with anyways)  in fact, he's the one I got "tied up" with the other day. 


Who's a spiteful bitch?



I am.   

[Dysnomia]

also


THIS SONG


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7-AUmiNcA&feature=av2e

[Dysnomia]

WHY AM I ALWAYS, AND ONLY HORNY WHEN THE BOYS ARE AT WORK?


WHY IS IT?

[LMNO]

Your vagina hates you.

[Dysnomia]

I got laid anyways.   

So it doesn't hate me that badly.