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Started by BadBeast, February 05, 2011, 02:32:35 AM

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#45
February 05, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:31:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.
No, but he got his flabby old arse stuck in the Nexus for ever, and had to be rescued by ahm,  Captain Jean fucking Locutus of fucking Borg Picard.
And what does he do as soon as he's out? Oh yeah, get's shot by some crunky Nexus head, and dies! Shatnired it right up!

TNG propaganda.  Never happened.


Fact.

BadBeast

#46
February 05, 2011, 06:32:40 PM Last Edit: February 05, 2011, 06:35:04 PM by BadBeast
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.
Bollocks! Watch this and then say that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQA-06kSLU

Giddy up Kirky, and you'll get another sugar lump! :lulz:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
February 05, 2011, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:31:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.
No, but he got his flabby old arse stuck in the Nexus for ever, and had to be rescued by ahm,  Captain Jean fucking Locutus of fucking Borg Picard.
And what does he do as soon as he's out? Oh yeah, get's shot by some crunky Nexus head, and dies! Shatnired it right up!

TNG propaganda.  Never happened.


Fact.

Picard: "Let's talk about why you want to kill everyone."

Kirk: "YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?  YOUR MAMA IS A BITCH!  KILL 'EM ALL, THEY DON'T PAY MY RENT!"  (followed by phaser barrage).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#48
February 05, 2011, 06:36:04 PM Last Edit: February 05, 2011, 06:39:29 PM by BadBeast
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#49
February 05, 2011, 06:38:42 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 06:36:04 PM
Photon Torpedo. Next?

Not on foot.

Even Kirk had his limits.  Or pretended to.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#50
February 05, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
February 05, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Not as "Rocket Kirk" he didn't

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hARDXYz2io&feature=related

Can't see that, but if you're dissing Shatner's awesome singing career, then you go to hell and you die.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#52
February 05, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
I cannot participate in this conversation. I have equal amounts of respect for ST, original series, and ST:TNG (though, I watch TNG more often).

The only Star-Trek's I REALLY hate are Voyager (blegh...I got some Janeway stuck in my throat) and Enterprise (Speaking of, they should make a new Quantum Leap). I didn't originally like DS9, but compared to everything that came after it, it was pretty good.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#53
February 05, 2011, 06:49:52 PM
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Phox

#54
February 05, 2011, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 05, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
I cannot participate in this conversation. I have equal amounts of respect for ST, original series, and ST:TNG (though, I watch TNG more often).

The only Star-Trek's I REALLY hate are Voyager (blegh...I got some Janeway stuck in my throat) and Enterprise (Speaking of, they should make a new Quantum Leap). I didn't originally like DS9, but compared to everything that came after it, it was pretty good.

This. Especially the bolded part.

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
February 05, 2011, 06:50:36 PM
Blarg.  Did TNG have CAPTAIN PIKE, the most AWESOMEST VILLIAN EVER?

Hell, no.  It would be "insensitive" to the handicapped, horribly burned, and mobility scooter crowd.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
February 05, 2011, 06:52:51 PM
Also, Kirk could be in two places at once.  He's on a 5 year mission in uncharted space, and the next damn episode he's on the Romulan border, which I'm pretty sure isn't uncharted.

And when he gets in the turbolift, sometimes there's a control handle, and sometimes it just takes him where he wants to go, because it fears his awsome captainy wrath.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#57
February 05, 2011, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:52:51 PM
Also, Kirk could be in two places at once.  He's on a 5 year mission in uncharted space, and the next damn episode he's on the Romulan border, which I'm pretty sure isn't uncharted.

And when he gets in the turbolift, sometimes there's a control handle, and sometimes it just takes him where he wants to go, because it fears his awsome captainy wrath.
:lulz:

Cuddlefish

#58
February 05, 2011, 06:54:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:50:36 PM
Blarg.  Did TNG have CAPTAIN PIKE, the most AWESOMEST VILLIAN EVER?

Hell, no.  It would be "insensitive" to the handicapped, horribly burned, and mobility scooter crowd.

Hey, Rog, what did you think of the newest Star-Trek movie? It's not Shatner, but it is Kirk.

(I really liked it. And from what I heard, their plans for Kahn in the sequel is going to be awesome.)
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
February 05, 2011, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 05, 2011, 06:54:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:50:36 PM
Blarg.  Did TNG have CAPTAIN PIKE, the most AWESOMEST VILLIAN EVER?

Hell, no.  It would be "insensitive" to the handicapped, horribly burned, and mobility scooter crowd.

Hey, Rog, what did you think of the newest Star-Trek movie? It's not Shatner, but it is Kirk.

(I really liked it. And from what I heard, their plans for Kahn in the sequel is going to be awesome.)

I will kill a motherfucker.

Not kidding.

I will be UP A FUCKING WATERTOWER, AND YOU'LL ALL LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO BLASPHEME!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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