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Started by BadBeast, February 05, 2011, 02:32:35 AM

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Don Coyote

it was pretty but i agree with tgrr. BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Salty

I'm pretty sure that since the new Kirk movie altered the timeline so far back that all of the things that happened in the original series are wiped clean and did not actually happen.
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Quote from: Alty on February 05, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
I'm pretty sure that since the new Kirk movie altered the timeline so far back that all of the things that happened in the original series are wiped clean and did not actually happen.

Star Trek Universe functions on multiple worlds, as evidenced by Spock's beard.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
Picard would never let space hippies on his Enterprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPq8W6W-04

Shatner would never allow one of his medical team to run around in a catsuit.

(Obviously for her own protection.  He's only human SHATNER.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on February 05, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
I'm pretty sure that since the new Kirk movie altered the timeline so far back that all of the things that happened in the original series are wiped clean and did not actually happen.

No, the new Kirk never happened.

NEVER.

FUCKING.

HAPPENED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
Picard would never let space hippies on his Enterprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPq8W6W-04

Shatner would never allow one of his medical team to run around in a catsuit.

(Obviously for her own protection.  He's only human SHATNER.)

Troi is not Medical Staff. She was fairly useless as bridge crew though.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:35:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
Picard would never let space hippies on his Enterprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPq8W6W-04

Shatner would never allow one of his medical team to run around in a catsuit.

(Obviously for her own protection.  He's only human SHATNER.)

Troi is not Medical Staff. She was fairly useless as bridge crew though.

I thought she was some empathicky mental health counsellor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:37:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:35:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
Picard would never let space hippies on his Enterprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPq8W6W-04

Shatner would never allow one of his medical team to run around in a catsuit.

(Obviously for her own protection.  He's only human SHATNER.)

Troi is not Medical Staff. She was fairly useless as bridge crew though.

I thought she was some empathicky mental health counsellor.

Yes, she was. But lets not beat around the bush. She was there for eye candy only. When Admiral Tomalak is on screen and has shifty eyes, you don't need Troi to vaguely read his mind and tell Picard that he's "hiding something."

That and Romulan.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:37:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:35:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
Picard would never let space hippies on his Enterprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPq8W6W-04

Shatner would never allow one of his medical team to run around in a catsuit.

(Obviously for her own protection.  He's only human SHATNER.)

Troi is not Medical Staff. She was fairly useless as bridge crew though.

I thought she was some empathicky mental health counsellor.
yes, also she was hotter in a standard uniform.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 05, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:37:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:35:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
Picard would never let space hippies on his Enterprise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPq8W6W-04

Shatner would never allow one of his medical team to run around in a catsuit.

(Obviously for her own protection.  He's only human SHATNER.)

Troi is not Medical Staff. She was fairly useless as bridge crew though.

I thought she was some empathicky mental health counsellor.
yes, also she was hotter in a standard uniform.

She was actually. Blue works on her.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
Yes, she was.

Officer.

In a catsuit.

It was probably a concession to Riker.

Picard cracked down on that after a while. Well, maybe it was Worf, she did start dating him around that time.

Also, that was stupid.

And one chick in a catsuit is nothing compared to letting your first officer jam with a bunch of space hippies.
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Requia ☣

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 05, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
I'm pretty sure that since the new Kirk movie altered the timeline so far back that all of the things that happened in the original series are wiped clean and did not actually happen.

No, the new Kirk never happened.

NEVER.

FUCKING.

HAPPENED.

100% Truth.
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