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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2011, 03:10:52 am »


And here's one who is getting the fuck off the planet,





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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2011, 03:11:45 am »
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You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2011, 03:36:16 am »
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2011, 03:41:36 am »
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You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2011, 04:22:37 am »
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You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

When did this happen?
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2011, 04:26:21 am »
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You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

When did this happen?

At about 2:30 this afternoon.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2011, 04:28:35 am »
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2011, 04:29:53 am »
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You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

When did this happen?

At about 2:30 this afternoon.

Yes.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2011, 05:24:25 am »
:x

You'll never know how that happened, same as I won't ever know how Dom broke both legs using the toaster.

And you know what?  I don't want to know.  I'm perfectly happy living in sheer ignorance on subjects like this.  It's more pleasant that way, you know...If you don't look directly at the stupid, it can't damage your brain.

It's not even like he just fractured them, it was a CLEAN BREAK. Well, two. You know what I mean...

Cannot fathom it.

I hear the convulsions can be pretty violent when an electric shock is delivered directly to the penis.

I'd recommend against eating anything toasted in that for a while.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2011, 10:05:46 am »
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If any of the pictures on this post are anyting to go by, then Roger mate, you really don't need to worry about them drowning themselves. Nine times out of ten they'll probably end their own lives in a far more interesting way than drowning.

But i definitely feel the sentiment, sometimes.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2011, 03:23:51 pm »
Shub.  What the fuck.
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« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2011, 03:45:51 pm »
Shub.  What the fuck.

I know, that top one scared the shit out of me. I hope to Christ it's a set up. Either way i feel it demonstrates undesirable qualities in the genes of those participating.

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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2011, 04:24:46 pm »
Shub.  What the fuck.

I know, that top one scared the shit out of me. I hope to Christ it's a set up. Either way i feel it demonstrates undesirable qualities in the genes of those participating.
Or at least, it demonstrates undesirable qualities in 50% of the people involved. I think the other 50% is actually dead.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2011, 04:37:14 pm »






I for one find this photo a testament to human ingenuity.
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Re: This is why I wish the humans would all drown themselves.
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2011, 04:41:03 pm »



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