Slogans for 2011/2012

[Doktor Howl]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

[Freeky]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich. 

[Doktor Howl]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich. 

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

[Freeky]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich. 

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

[Doktor Howl]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich.  

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

FUCK IT!  SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

[Freeky]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich.  

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

FUCK IT!  SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

  Be sure to tell Jim to bring a hazmat suit. 

[Doktor Howl]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich.  

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

FUCK IT!  SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

  Be sure to tell Jim to bring a hazmat suit. 

He made me have one of my guys install a lock on his bathroom.

Silly boss.   

Dok,
Has all the general master keys in his office.

[Freeky]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich.  

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

FUCK IT!  SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

  Be sure to tell Jim to bring a hazmat suit. 

He made me have one of my guys install a lock on his bathroom.

Silly boss.   

Dok,
Has all the general master keys in his office.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   I don't know why that's so funny, but it is!   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Jim is a little mad at me.

In my defense, I DID try to flush it, but it swam upriver like a champ and accidentally the pipe.  Plumber's on the way, but apparently his office is currently uninhabitable.   I blame the veggies you guys put in my lunch.

Well, I didn't think you wanted this delicious roast beef sandwich.  

Vengeance will be mine.  Oh, yes.

Okay, okay.  How about two sammiches and two things of beans tomorrow?

FUCK IT!  SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD!

  Be sure to tell Jim to bring a hazmat suit. 

He made me have one of my guys install a lock on his bathroom.

Silly boss.   

Dok,
Has all the general master keys in his office.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   I don't know why that's so funny, but it is!   

I'm laughing my ass off over here too! 

[Disco Pickle]

In scouring my bookshelves for books I want to send to you, Freeky, and for my first encounter with the book that produced my disposition on paper money, I happened upon the Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, and have decided to reread it, deciding now that I should reread it at least every two years.

If I can reread the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy en toto every year, I can spare the time for 160 pages of Franklin's words to his son.

He has some writing early in the book regarding methods of debate that he learned to shun early in life that I've been very guilty of here and previously.  I'd like to reproduce them here when I'm done, to remind myself.

It also has the effect of causing me to write and speak in a manner similar to his.  Sorry about that.  And Squid's cat's penis.

I could aspire to write and think like many other, lesser men.  I consider myself fortunate I love his method of stringing words together.

I'll come back and write on what I remember and why he was one of my early hero's when I am done.  Shouldn't be another day or so.

Books incoming Freeky, as soon as I finish a personal letter as to why each were such great influences, whether you take the same from them or not.

I'll get back to you Trip.  I understand what you're saying about me.  I do not take offense to it, at great pains to my pride.

I've always hated vanity in myself anyway, even if it's been useful at times.

-Pickle

Out, again.

[Doktor Howl]

Offering to send someone self-help books gets Dok's "Amazing Asshole Move of the Year".

[Disco Pickle]

Offering to send someone self-help books gets Dok's "Amazing Asshole Move of the Year".

Offer rescinded.

I made it in complete sincerity and understanding as having lived many, many difficult years and used only other people's success as guidance.

Bunch of fuckers, here.

And I'm done. 

No loss on your end, right? 

[Doktor Howl]

Offering to send someone self-help books gets Dok's "Amazing Asshole Move of the Year".

Offer rescinded.

I made it in complete sincerity and understanding as having lived many, many difficult years and used only other people's success as guidance.

Bunch of fuckers, here.

And I'm done. 

No loss on your end, right? 

On the contrary.  I admire an elegantly phrased asshole move.

You're entirely too serious.  That can be a symptom of an impacted bowel, you know.

[Disco Pickle]

Offering to send someone self-help books gets Dok's "Amazing Asshole Move of the Year".

Offer rescinded.

I made it in complete sincerity and understanding as having lived many, many difficult years and used only other people's success as guidance.

Bunch of fuckers, here.

And I'm done.  

No loss on your end, right?  

On the contrary.  I admire an elegantly phrased asshole move.

You're entirely too serious.  That can be a symptom of an impacted bowel, you know.

Funny, you calling me an asshole, then using my reaction to that to call me an asshole again.

I'm much less serious than I come across here.  

I'm as serious as I think is required to be for RL situations and even then, I get shit for not taking things as seriously as they "should be" in certain company.

You're wrong on that serious bit.

It was a sincere offer.  You made it that I was a dick for offering to share my own influences that have helped make me more than I was.  

I'm going to send them in spite of you.  

I promise not to crap in the envelope.  

That's all I promise.

[Phox]

Pickles, Pickles, Pickles...

I almost kept my big fat nose out of this... I really tried. Really, really hard, too! Why ya gotta bust balls, Pickles? Clearly, I underestimated your ability to be willfully ignorant. Damn it, I ALWAYS make that mistake.

Dok, why is that? I mean any and all hope I have for people being smart should be dead and buried, but somehow... somehow I keep expecting them to somehow prove me wrong....  Fuckin' optimism, how does it work!?