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Started by Cramulus, November 02, 2011, 08:41:07 PM

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Freckleback

#90
November 08, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
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You people are horrible.
Potassium deficiency can lead to cardiac arrhythmia and even respiratory depression in serious cases.

The Wizard Joseph

#91
November 09, 2011, 12:22:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 08, 2011, 07:21:33 PM
Anyone see any of The Amazing Atheist's videos? He's some disgusting windbag and the textbook case of the militant atheist and all the moronic behaviour that entails.

Here's some videos to get a sample of his magnetic personality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KoBwiPzRFg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l13fqVna5no&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fc2Y1wxne8&feature=relmfu

We'll the internet found this:

Not safe for work.
http://i.imgur.com/779Aa.jpg
Under no circumstances is this safe for work.

It made me chuckle no end. I guess having micropenis is what drives atheists off the deep end.

:aaaah:

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE NO FIRM MORAL COMPASS DERIVED FROM SCRIPTURE? YOU PUT BANANAS IN ORIFICES THAT THE GOOD LORD DID NOT INTEND.  THIS ATHEIST OWNED HIMSELF!!  TURN BACK FROM YOUR WAYS OR THE SAME FATE WILL BE UPON YOU!!!   

More realishtically, I wonder if there's a blooper reel in heaven.  :lulz:

T.W. Joseph- Wonders what the look on Michael's face was like when Lucifer decided to become an "Independent Consultant"
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Kai

#92
November 09, 2011, 04:06:15 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on November 08, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
:|

You people are horrible.
Potassium deficiency can lead to cardiac arrhythmia and even respiratory depression in serious cases.

FUCK YOU, MY GERBIL DIED OF POTASSIUM OVERDOSE!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#93
November 09, 2011, 07:53:46 AM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 09, 2011, 04:06:15 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on November 08, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
:|

You people are horrible.
Potassium deficiency can lead to cardiac arrhythmia and even respiratory depression in serious cases.

FUCK YOU, MY GERBIL DIED OF POTASSIUM OVERDOSE!

FUCK YOU, MY MOM'S GERBIL DIED OF GETTING SHOVED UP THAT GUY'S ASS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

#94
November 09, 2011, 08:29:42 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 09, 2011, 12:22:06 AM
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE NO FIRM MORAL COMPASS DERIVED FROM SCRIPTURE? YOU PUT BANANAS IN ORIFICES THAT THE GOOD LORD DID NOT INTEND.  THIS ATHEIST OWNED HIMSELF!!  TURN BACK FROM YOUR WAYS OR THE SAME FATE WILL BE UPON YOU!!!   
Because it is entirely impossible that other athiests would think he is retarded and love the fact that he is now a joke in the eyes of the world.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Bruno

#95
November 09, 2011, 09:11:33 AM
I think I understand the point he was trying to make though.

"The banana fits perfectly in my ass...

THEREFORE: GOD DOES NOT EXIST."
Formerly something else...

Faust

#96
November 09, 2011, 09:19:45 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 09, 2011, 09:11:33 AM
I think I understand the point he was trying to make though.

"The banana fits perfectly in my ass...

THEREFORE: GOD DOES NOT EXIST."

Surely the fact that those pictures came out is proof enough that god does not exist, or at least that he is cruel and has a bad sense of humour.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

#97
November 09, 2011, 09:57:15 AM
Even in a universe designed by an omnipotent and compassionate God, some people must exist for no other reason than to be a warning to others.

P3nT4gR4m

#98
November 09, 2011, 10:04:08 AM
I try not to get involved in debates with christians or athiests (offers of artistic violence inflicted on their person will usually suffice) but if and when I ever do I find myself using the same argument on both - "prove it" Prove the overfiend does exist or prove he doesn't. Christfags and athiests are essentially the same people.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#99
November 09, 2011, 01:10:09 PM
Who wouldn't want to see a mud-wrestling death match between Hitchens and Pat Robertson?

Is it just me? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#100
November 09, 2011, 01:17:10 PM
Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 01:10:09 PM
Who wouldn't want to see a mud-wrestling death match between Hitchens and Pat Robertson?

Is it just me? 

I think you've been catching a contact high.  You probably meant Megan Phelps...


AFK

#101
November 09, 2011, 01:22:07 PM
Yeah, her.  Are there any hot atheists?  I mean, besides my wife.  I don't think she'd sign up. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#102
November 09, 2011, 02:02:19 PM
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Faust

#103
November 09, 2011, 02:08:55 PM
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

#104
November 09, 2011, 04:18:06 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 08, 2011, 07:21:33 PM
Anyone see any of The Amazing Atheist's videos? He's some disgusting windbag and the textbook case of the militant atheist and all the moronic behaviour that entails.

Here's some videos to get a sample of his magnetic personality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KoBwiPzRFg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l13fqVna5no&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fc2Y1wxne8&feature=relmfu

We'll the internet found this:

Not safe for work.
http://i.imgur.com/779Aa.jpg
Under no circumstances is this safe for work.

It made me chuckle no end. I guess having micropenis is what drives atheists off the deep end.

wowwwwww thank you for sharing that?

I know this was exactly what I was looking for ITT, and yet, I am left feeling unsettled. Like maybe we should contact this guy or something. PD should really have a trophy or something it awards to asshats of such caliber.
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