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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2012, 03:51:00 am »
She gets all excited when you talk about Jesus's love and he's coming again and again. Gospel porn. This is the shit Stephenie Meyer listened to when she wrote Twilight. I'm pretty sure.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2012, 03:52:47 am »
She gets all excited when you talk about Jesus's love and he's coming again and again. Gospel porn. This is the shit Stephenie Meyer listened to when she wrote Twilight. I'm pretty sure.

Amazing.  You just elevated Stephanie Meyer and Twilight's esteem very, very slightly in my eyes.  :lulz:

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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 03:56:10 am »
MORE INFO:

Her album sold precisely 150 copies, which qualifies it as a "poop record", somewhat below a gold record (but still respectable).

The remaining copies from the initial (and only) release have become lost to history.  Since we're all out of Arks & Grails, I think we should quest to find a copy, as an inspiration in these dark days.

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 03:57:04 am »
MORE INFO:

Her album sold precisely 150 copies, which qualifies it as a "poop record", somewhat below a gold record (but still respectable).

The remaining copies from the initial (and only) release have become lost to history.  Since we're all out of Arks & Grails, I think we should quest to find a copy, as an inspiration in these dark days.


Oooo!  Yes!

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2012, 04:00:40 am »
She gets all excited when you talk about Jesus's love and he's coming again and again. Gospel porn. This is the shit Stephenie Meyer listened to when she wrote Twilight. I'm pretty sure.

Amazing.  You just elevated Stephanie Meyer and Twilight's esteem very, very slightly in my eyes.  :lulz:

I need some Pepto Bismol when I come here. I keep forgetting that. :P
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2012, 04:01:38 am »
FREEKY AND I ARE PLAYING HER SONG ON BOTH FLOORS OF THE HOUSE.

WE ARE BATHING IN THE HOLYTM.  THE NEIGHBORS MAY SCREAM AND CALL THE COPS, BUT WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2012, 04:03:55 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
MORE INFO:

Her album sold precisely 150 copies, which qualifies it as a "poop record", somewhat below a gold record (but still respectable).

The remaining copies from the initial (and only) release have become lost to history.  Since we're all out of Arks & Grails, I think we should quest to find a copy, as an inspiration in these dark days.


On it!
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2012, 04:04:10 am »
FREEKY AND I ARE PLAYING HER SONG ON BOTH FLOORS OF THE HOUSE.

WE ARE BATHING IN THE HOLYTM.  THE NEIGHBORS MAY SCREAM AND CALL THE COPS, BUT WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE.

Slip your neighbors some cactus and then play the music. Observe the results. Watch for frothing at the mouth and burning crosses on the golf course out back.
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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2012, 04:05:07 am »
FREEKY AND I ARE PLAYING HER SONG ON BOTH FLOORS OF THE HOUSE.

WE ARE BATHING IN THE HOLYTM.  THE NEIGHBORS MAY SCREAM AND CALL THE COPS, BUT WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE.

Slip your neighbors some cactus and then play the music. Observe the results. Watch for frothing at the mouth and burning crosses on the golf course out back.

You are just FULL of GOOD IDEAS tonight.  Except that I'M gonna eat the cactus and listen to it.
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« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2012, 04:06:00 am »
FREEKY AND I ARE PLAYING HER SONG ON BOTH FLOORS OF THE HOUSE.

WE ARE BATHING IN THE HOLYTM.  THE NEIGHBORS MAY SCREAM AND CALL THE COPS, BUT WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE.

I SURE DO GET ALL EXCITED WHEN SHE STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW EXCITED SHE GETS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT JESUS.

ALSO HER HUSBAND IS A PREACHER MAN.  THAT MEANS SHE GOES TO CHURCH.

OMG NAUGHTY  :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2012, 04:08:39 am »
FREEKY AND I ARE PLAYING HER SONG ON BOTH FLOORS OF THE HOUSE.

WE ARE BATHING IN THE HOLYTM.  THE NEIGHBORS MAY SCREAM AND CALL THE COPS, BUT WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE.

I SURE DO GET ALL EXCITED WHEN SHE STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW EXCITED SHE GETS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT JESUS.

ALSO HER HUSBAND IS A PREACHER MAN.  THAT MEANS SHE GOES TO CHURCH.

OMG NAUGHTY  :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I wonder if she sits in the front pew because she's full of HolyTM or because she's trying to peep up Jesus's loin cloth while he's all open-armed on the cross, behind the pulpit.
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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2012, 04:09:09 am »
There are, evidently, eleven copies known to exist. Would a rip of it count?
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« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2012, 04:09:32 am »
Some say that Joyce was Taken Up.  Some say, that she was killed by a piss jug thrown from a semi on I-35.  But there are those who say that she still lives in Texas, raising the generations resulting from her excitement.
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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2012, 04:10:04 am »
There are, evidently, eleven copies known to exist. Would a rip of it count?

It'll have to.  The cost of one of those 11 copies would apparently make your head spin.
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« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2012, 04:10:59 am »
I'll see what I can turn up that way.

Also, evidently one of her songs is "Reign on Me". Which, in conjunction with her hard on for her Lord, makes me cry a little inside.
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