ATTN: Ewe People

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NIGEL IS THE MASTERMIND WHO CONTROLS DOK, AND DOK CONTROLS THE CULT OF ROGER

WHEN WE AGREE WITH EITHER OF THEM OR CEDE A POINT WE WERE TRYING TO MAKE, IS IT BECAUSE THEY WERE CORRECT?
BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW PROVOKED US TO SEE A SITUATION FROM ANOTHER ANGLE, OR POINTED OUT A FLAW IN OUR LOGIC, OR PROVIDED SOME FRESH INFORMATION?

OH HO, FOOLISH CABBAGES! HOW YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!  IT'S THEIR NEFARIOUS MIND CONTROL CULT BRAINWASHING!

SOME HAVE TRIED TO LEAVE THE CULT.

"NIGEL TAKES IT IRL"

"NIGEL WILL TRASH YOUR REPUTATION"

THE TENTACLES OF NIGELCORP ARE OMNISCIENT, OMNIPRESENT AND UPPITY.

DID YOU SEE HER SIG? THIS WOMAN WEARS MOTHER TERESA'S SKULL.

RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE SAFETY OF A DESOLATE RV PARK IN THE DESERT WHERE YOU CAN GO COMPLETELY BONKERS.

ALL WHO AGREE WITH THE WICKED NIGEL ARE SIMPLY SQUISHY-MINDED PAWNS, BOWING TO THE MIGHTY POWERS OF MY THIRST FOR CORRUPTION!!!

I DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THAT POST!  I WAS SITTING HERE EATING A FRUIT SALAD AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW IT WAS THREE HOURS LATER! SHE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As if you aren't intelligent people who make up your own minds. Also, as if we haven't totally had arguments, sometimes quite heated ones.

Ya I mean I never ever ever EVER got into a stupid with Roger over my own stupidity. I have always been his dutiful thrall.

That's the thing. We have all had arguments, and maybe even fallings-out. And we have worked it out.

[AFK]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Even if that were accurate, it beats some shitneck who waits for someone to post threads, and then does his level best to trash them.  I spent the last week writing.  You, with some help from QG, killed damn near every thread I made.

So what you're here for is to fight.  It's all you've been here for, for at least a year.

I wonder why that is, RWHN?

Fuck off, I haven't done anything to any of your threads this week.  This one was a stupid joke with absolutely ZERO connections to your thread except for the connection you invented in your mind. 

And QG is her own person, take up whatever she did to piss you off with her. 

[AFK]

Also, I gotta ask you, RWHN...You want to keep this up?  I mean, if I know that each and everything I write is going to get chewed up by RWHN's butthurt, I'll just say fuck it, and go at it with you hammer and tongs.

So, I'm gonna ask you one more time...How far do you want to go down this road?

I'm going to post what I'm going to post.  I'm not going to walk on eggshells.  If I want to post jokes, I'm going to post jokes.  I will avoid pun riffing on your thread titles, since you seem to be a sensitive little flower lately.  So you can rest assured there.
However, If you want to continue to invent reasons to be upset with what I post that's your deal, and has nothing to do with me. I suggest maybe pulling away from the computer a little more often, that might help.   

[AFK]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Dude, you're coming off like Khara's pet parrot.

That's very funny coming from you. 

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I gotta ask you, RWHN...You want to keep this up?  I mean, if I know that each and everything I write is going to get chewed up by RWHN's butthurt, I'll just say fuck it, and go at it with you hammer and tongs.

So, I'm gonna ask you one more time...How far do you want to go down this road?

I'm going to post what I'm going to post.  I'm not going to walk on eggshells.  If I want to post jokes, I'm going to post jokes.  I will avoid pun riffing on your thread titles, since you seem to be a sensitive little flower lately.  So you can rest assured there.
However, If you want to continue to invent reasons to be upset with what I post that's your deal, and has nothing to do with me. I suggest maybe pulling away from the computer a little more often, that might help.

I see.  So you trash threads, but it's the other guy who needs to step away.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck off, I haven't done anything to any of your threads this week.   

Well, sure.  Except for the death by pedantry on one rant, this shit, etc.

And QG is her own person, take up whatever she did to piss you off with her.

I did.  So now I'm here taking up with YOU what you did to piss me off.

I mean, this is what you wanted, right?

[AFK]

Fuck off, I haven't done anything to any of your threads this week.   

Well, sure.  Except for the death by pedantry on one rant, this shit, etc.

This shit was a joke that had nothing to do with you, other than borrowing your thread title for a visual pun-riff.  You're too sensitive. 

You'll have to link me up to the rant you are talking about because I'm not recalling it. 

And I can play this game too if you want.  Like my "Non-Answers" thread that you decided to turn into a brainstorming session with LMNO about a recording project.

I mean, really man, if you are going to assume that every piece of thread drift, side-bar, whatever is part of some grand scheme to "get you" you're going to be wasting a lot of time being butt-hurt about nothing.  Life's waaay too short for that kind of nonsense.

[AFK]

Also, I gotta ask you, RWHN...You want to keep this up?  I mean, if I know that each and everything I write is going to get chewed up by RWHN's butthurt, I'll just say fuck it, and go at it with you hammer and tongs.

So, I'm gonna ask you one more time...How far do you want to go down this road?

I'm going to post what I'm going to post.  I'm not going to walk on eggshells.  If I want to post jokes, I'm going to post jokes.  I will avoid pun riffing on your thread titles, since you seem to be a sensitive little flower lately.  So you can rest assured there.
However, If you want to continue to invent reasons to be upset with what I post that's your deal, and has nothing to do with me. I suggest maybe pulling away from the computer a little more often, that might help.

I see.  So you trash threads, but it's the other guy who needs to step away.

I don't trash threads skippy.  I may be just as guilty as anyone else here about inadvertently causing a thread-jack, thread-drift, whatever, but that's just par for the course round here.  It happens to my threads too, and sometimes you participate in those jacks and drifts.  I don't assume it's part of some master plan you have against me.  Really. 

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck off, I haven't done anything to any of your threads this week.   

Well, sure.  Except for the death by pedantry on one rant, this shit, etc.

This shit was a joke that had nothing to do with you, other than borrowing your thread title for a visual pun-riff.  You're too sensitive. 

You'll have to link me up to the rant you are talking about because I'm not recalling it. 

And I can play this game too if you want.  Like my "Non-Answers" thread that you decided to turn into a brainstorming session with LMNO about a recording project.

I mean, really man, if you are going to assume that every piece of thread drift, side-bar, whatever is part of some grand scheme to "get you" you're going to be wasting a lot of time being butt-hurt about nothing.  Life's waaay too short for that kind of nonsense.

Yeah, I'm too sensitive.  Prone to hystrionics.  I need my smelling salts.  I'm the only person that's seeing this shit.

Hey, look, RWHN, when you piss dowh the back of my neck, at least have the decency to not try and tell me it's raining.

[AFK]

Oh, I remember now, you're talking about your "suicide prevention" thread.  Meh, I will own that I threw out some information that obviously didn't interest anyone.  However, the 5 or 6 other asshats who decided to jump in and get all butt-hurt over it, that's on them.  (People could've simply ignored it and moved on instead of deciding they needed to be one of the cool kids and get their licks in.) 

If everyone really didn't want that to "derail" that thread then...

"Oh. Well, Then Stop"

But I'm sorry that your thread ended up going wonky, but I think maybe you should encourage some of your fans to exercise a little more will power and restraint.  That might go a long way to prevent matters from blowing up larger than they need to. 

[Doktor Howl]

I don't trash threads skippy. 

Uh huh.  Then neither will I, to the same extent that you "don't".

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, I remember now, you're talking about your "suicide prevention" thread.  Meh, I will own that I threw out some information that obviously didn't interest anyone.  However, the 5 or 6 other asshats who decided to jump in and get all butt-hurt over it, that's on them.  (People could've simply ignored it and moved on instead of deciding they needed to be one of the cool kids and get their licks in.) 

If everyone really didn't want that to "derail" that thread then...

"Oh. Well, Then Stop"

But I'm sorry that your thread ended up going wonky, but I think maybe you should encourage some of your fans to exercise a little more will power and restraint.  That might go a long way to prevent matters from blowing up larger than they need to.

So it's not your actions that were wrong, it was everyone elses'.

It must be rough, being such a fucking saint surrounded by evil Roger cultists.

[AFK]

Fuck off, I haven't done anything to any of your threads this week.   

Well, sure.  Except for the death by pedantry on one rant, this shit, etc.

This shit was a joke that had nothing to do with you, other than borrowing your thread title for a visual pun-riff.  You're too sensitive. 

You'll have to link me up to the rant you are talking about because I'm not recalling it. 

And I can play this game too if you want.  Like my "Non-Answers" thread that you decided to turn into a brainstorming session with LMNO about a recording project.

I mean, really man, if you are going to assume that every piece of thread drift, side-bar, whatever is part of some grand scheme to "get you" you're going to be wasting a lot of time being butt-hurt about nothing.  Life's waaay too short for that kind of nonsense.

Yeah, I'm too sensitive.  Prone to hystrionics.  I need my smelling salts.  I'm the only person that's seeing this shit.

Hey, look, RWHN, when you piss dowh the back of my neck, at least have the decency to not try and tell me it's raining.

You see what you want to see because I think, for whatever reason, you like the drama.  I could be wrong, but it's how it appears from where I'm sitting. 

[AFK]

I don't trash threads skippy. 

Uh huh.  Then neither will I, to the same extent that you "don't".

Whatever floats your boat mac.