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P3nT4gR4m

#75
May 16, 2012, 09:03:55 AM
I have no idea what that means but I strongly suspect it's a pun  :argh!:

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Elder Iptuous

#76
May 16, 2012, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 16, 2012, 09:03:55 AM
I have no idea what that means but I strongly suspect it's a pun  :argh!:
rebel without a cause
repel without a caustic
your argh! is appropriate.
:lol:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#77
May 17, 2012, 02:14:40 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2012, 11:50:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 15, 2012, 11:09:43 PM
I repel everything, including light. 8)

Do you ... repel without a caustic?

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Epimetheus

#78
May 17, 2012, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2012, 08:12:31 PM

Catapulting their PETS into their POOLS hasn't GOTTEN THE MESSAGE ACROSS!  They didn't get a CLUE when the dumptruck of spoiled SHRIMP was emptied onto their lawn!  They couldn't figure it out when 30 gallons of blue airplane poop was dropped onto their house from 30,000 feet!

So you're a..different kind of Rain God.  :)

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2012, 08:18:47 PM
If there's consent, there's no abuse.

And suicide?
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Doktor Howl

#79
May 17, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Molon Lube

Cain

#80
May 17, 2012, 01:55:17 PM
You may find, Epi, that we already have a few names for non-consenting suicide.

Triple Zero

#81
May 17, 2012, 04:26:16 PM
Names such as "accident", "setting an example" or "terrible shame if ~ were to happen" ?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Doktor Howl

#82
May 17, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 04:26:16 PM
Names such as "accident", "setting an example" or "terrible shame if ~ were to happen" ?

"regrettable incident"
"Onlookers were amazed by the sheer quantity of blood"
"Nigel"
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
May 17, 2012, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 04:26:16 PM
Names such as "accident", "setting an example" or "terrible shame if ~ were to happen" ?

"regrettable incident"
"Onlookers were amazed by the sheer quantity of blood"
"Nigel"

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#84
May 17, 2012, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 17, 2012, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 04:26:16 PM
Names such as "accident", "setting an example" or "terrible shame if ~ were to happen" ?

"regrettable incident"
"Onlookers were amazed by the sheer quantity of blood"
"Nigel"

:lulz:

I've heard that State Farm has a room full of actuaries just on account of you, Nigel.  Death by accidental all his/her skin fell off and/or his bones just popped out, officer.
Molon Lube

Luna

#85
May 17, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 17, 2012, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2012, 04:26:16 PM
Names such as "accident", "setting an example" or "terrible shame if ~ were to happen" ?

"regrettable incident"
"Onlookers were amazed by the sheer quantity of blood"
"Nigel"

:lulz:

I've heard that State Farm has a room full of actuaries just on account of you, Nigel.  Death by accidental all his/her skin fell off and/or his bones just popped out, officer.

Outdated info, Dok.  They HAD a room full of actuaries just on account of Nigel... but all their skin fell off...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
May 17, 2012, 10:17:47 PM
Heeeeeee!!!  :lulz:

That image is so delightful I squeeed out loud!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#87
May 17, 2012, 11:22:45 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 17, 2012, 10:17:47 PM
Heeeeeee!!!  :lulz:

That image is so delightful I squeeed out loud!

Yay!   :lol:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Epimetheus

#88
May 18, 2012, 04:38:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on May 17, 2012, 06:33:59 AM
And suicide?

What about it?

It is consensual (self-harm), so should people be allowed it? Curious about your view

Quote from: Cain on May 17, 2012, 01:55:17 PM
You may find, Epi, that we already have a few names for non-consenting suicide.

Yea verily.
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The Johnny

#89
May 18, 2012, 05:05:39 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on May 18, 2012, 04:38:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on May 17, 2012, 06:33:59 AM
And suicide?

What about it?

It is consensual (self-harm), so should people be allowed it? Curious about your view

NO, THEY SHOUDL BE BEHIND BARS FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER THE REST OF THERI LIVES
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