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Started by Golden Applesauce, August 08, 2012, 04:47:26 AM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 09, 2012, 04:55:39 AM
Speaking of durian, I found small bottles of concentrated durian flavoring extract at Fubonn.

Needless to say, I intend to perpetrate unspeakable horrors.

Those are an actual food thing? I saw the whole Durian's at Fubonn and thought they were just there for Mario to have something spiky to throw at turtles and shit.
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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 09, 2012, 02:25:38 AM
Wasabi isn't even really spicy, it's more like just EXTREMELY pungent. But it doesn't linger.

That was kind of what I thought. I've never gotten persistent pain from either onion hot or horseradish hot...only pepper hot--which has hospitalized me.
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Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on August 09, 2012, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 09, 2012, 04:55:39 AM
Speaking of durian, I found small bottles of concentrated durian flavoring extract at Fubonn.

Needless to say, I intend to perpetrate unspeakable horrors.

Those are an actual food thing? I saw the whole Durian's at Fubonn and thought they were just there for Mario to have something spiky to throw at turtles and shit.

They smell like fresh puke and tastes like fresh puke. Had a Vietnamese friend that absolutely loved the stuff, I couldn't even handle being around it.
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Even Andrew Zimmern can't handle Durian fruit... and he eats cheese with live worms in it.
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Ladies and not-ladies, this is why it's important to make sure you fully understand what something is before putting it in your mouth. Unless you are Roger.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on August 09, 2012, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 09, 2012, 04:55:39 AM
Speaking of durian, I found small bottles of concentrated durian flavoring extract at Fubonn.

Needless to say, I intend to perpetrate unspeakable horrors.

Those are an actual food thing? I saw the whole Durian's at Fubonn and thought they were just there for Mario to have something spiky to throw at turtles and shit.

I bought one for a party a few years ago.

PROTIP:

Don't do that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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I actually like it. You just have to master the art of not smelling it while you're tasting it. It sounds like it shouldn't be able to be done, but it can be.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 10, 2012, 07:09:03 AM
I actually like it. You just have to master the art of not smelling it while you're tasting it. It sounds like it shouldn't be able to be done, but it can be.

I like it too. But nobody else did. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 03:51:37 AM
Even Andrew Zimmern can't handle Durian fruit... and he eats cheese with live worms in it.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE :vom: :nuke2:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I didn't know they made casu marzu in Nicaragua as well.

Fun fact: Nicaragua has the same disease and life expectancy profile as West Virginia!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 02:04:27 AM
I didn't know they made casu marzu in Nicaragua as well.

Fun fact: Nicaragua has the same disease and life expectancy profile as West Virginia!

There are very few things so revolting that I won't even try them once. Maggot cheese, however, totally fits the criteria.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 11, 2012, 02:55:59 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 02:04:27 AM
I didn't know they made casu marzu in Nicaragua as well.

Fun fact: Nicaragua has the same disease and life expectancy profile as West Virginia!

There are very few things so revolting that I won't even try them once. Maggot cheese, however, totally fits the criteria.

Yeah, on one level I'd kind of like to try it, but on another level I don't think I could make myself do it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."