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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#1
February 08, 2013, 08:33:36 PM
7.  Fandom everywhere.
8.  SIGILZ
9.  IM A BIG SHOT OVER AT.....
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Elder Iptuous

#2
February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 PM
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 08, 2013, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 PM
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

Specifically, the life cycle of the noob evangelist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 08, 2013, 08:35:35 PM
10.  Claims to be Emperor Norton II, Eris, etc.
11.  Cites RAW as the source of True Discordia™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#6
February 08, 2013, 08:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).


Beat me to it  :argh!:

tyrannosaurus vex

#7
February 08, 2013, 08:58:56 PM
13. No no, I didn't mean that I meant [barely revised restatement of exactly the thing they just said they did not mean].
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Pergamos

#8
February 08, 2013, 08:59:56 PM
"Oh but I'm so outlandish" belongs in there, doesn't it?

Salty

#9
February 08, 2013, 10:21:57 PM
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
February 08, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
15. If you knew me IRL, you would like me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 PM
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#12
February 08, 2013, 10:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 PM
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).

Synonymous with ASSBURGERS?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Richter

#13
February 08, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
17.  Look at my fetish / lifestyle / all the sex I am getting!  (beyond just platonic outlandish)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#14
February 08, 2013, 11:07:34 PM
18.  Hi, my name is Steve Jackson.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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