We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob. Let's assemble it.
1. Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2. Check out my website.
3. You're not REAL Discordians™!
4. Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5. Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6. I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. Help me out, here.