Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Loving the new job as a junkyard dog errr junkyard bear. The call me the enforcer. Apparently everyone loves me for being able to talk to black people, and is not afraid to take their shit.

Well, see, you're Hispanic or something.  White people generally shit themselves in the presence of Black folks.  Not everyone, but that's how you bet.

[Ben Shapiro]

Loving the new job as a junkyard dog errr junkyard bear. The call me the enforcer. Apparently everyone loves me for being able to talk to black people, and is not afraid to take their shit.

Well, see, you're Hispanic or something.  White people generally shit themselves in the presence of Black folks.  Not everyone, but that's how you bet.

I got everyone calling me Big Dawg, Big Boy, Heavy J, Boss Jman. My favorite quote from the regulars have been "This young cat can jive; I like him ya fire him, and I'm taking this shit somewhere else."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

First full shift at the new job tomorrow. It's a soft opening for employees/friends/family, then the first day open to the public on sunday. They're not advertising it, hoping to ease the new crew and new menu in and do an advertised big grand re-opening next sunday (this location has been closed for a few months for renovation and major expansion). They've actually asked us not to post that we're open to the public this sunday on any social media, but I think it's gonna be an absolute shitshow anyway, and I'm quite looking forward to that. I've got the closing shift on sunday, 5pm to 2am, so I should be getting thrown right in the fire. I've also heard through the grapevine that our tipouts from the waitstaff and bartenders should average us an extra $4-$5 an hour, which is awfully nice. And they're still understaffed in the kitchen, which means probable overtime for the first couple weeks at least and a chance to impress and maybe end up being bumped up to be one of the new leads they're supposed to be selecting from the crew.

Have fun and show them what!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Loving the new job as a junkyard dog errr junkyard bear. The call me the enforcer. Apparently everyone loves me for being able to talk to black people, and is not afraid to take their shit. I'm going to miss this job if I get hired as a Drafter, and also when I take summer classes. My online card shop/pc store has been doing well. My wives credit got extended because we made 5k this month, and payed off all of over previous medical bills and school loans. There's this racial tension between the hispanic and black community at this recycle center. I've been helping everyone by telling them to take this metal back use these home remedies to remove all this rust, and sell like new to people. I've given all the regulars my cell number so they can bring me all their PC's they find. I promised to give them 50% of what each processor, Hard Drive, and memory they bring me. They can also keep the cases so they can salvage them. So far I've been brought a few Core 2 Duo's ,and Quad Cores, and all the P4 Intel Chips I can eat. I've lost another 10 lbs in 3 days from being on my feet for 9 hrs. Also I just come home,shower,dinner, and sleep. I don't eat breakfast, and lunch is usually tons of propel vitamin water, and a multi-vitamin. So I fast for 15 Hours?

That sounds like a pretty sweet gig!

[Ben Shapiro]

I make sure no one steals, and direct the trucks to dump their scrap. Basically If I find something they dump I tell them how to fix it, or clean it. Don't need these people getting ripped off. It's only $10/hr I only took the gig because a agency needed someone A.S.A.P. right now they're getting me a drafting position. I can blueprint read God damn it. I'm a fucking neckbeard who loves to tinker. I'm getting 60 hours a week. So I can't complain. The downside I'm getting fucking darker, and covered in grime and dust. The head boss man was on my ass for being late from lunch LOL 5 mins. He told me you know what happens if you're late again? I said you're going to cry some more. All the other guys laughed. He was trying to hide his stupid smirk.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I make sure no one steals, and direct the trucks to dump their scrap. Basically If I find something they dump I tell them how to fix it, or clean it. Don't need these people getting ripped off. It's only $10/hr I only took the gig because a agency needed someone A.S.A.P. right now they're getting me a drafting position. I can blueprint read God damn it. I'm a fucking neckbeard who loves to tinker. I'm getting 60 hours a week. So I can't complain. The downside I'm getting fucking darker, and covered in grime and dust. The head boss man was on my ass for being late from lunch LOL 5 mins. He told me you know what happens if you're late again? I said you're going to cry some more. All the other guys laughed. He was trying to hide his stupid smirk.

That was kind of an important test, both for you and for him.

You didn't take any shit, and he isn't actually a little tin God.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I wrote a poem for the first time in 6 years.

is in bring and brag.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wrote a poem for the first time in 6 years.

is in bring and brag.

Just finished it.  Very nice.

I like the original version.  Sometimes clunk is good.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Imma record both versions as spoken-word and see how they work.

comes in at under 4 mins to speak the second version, and so I am considering actually performing it live.

I'm excited but can't share it publicly on my FB because the last verse is about my usually liberal mum, and is a bit snarky.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Loving the new job as a junkyard dog errr junkyard bear. The call me the enforcer. Apparently everyone loves me for being able to talk to black people, and is not afraid to take their shit.

Well, see, you're Hispanic or something.  White people generally shit themselves in the presence of Black folks.  Not everyone, but that's how you bet.

This is true, and I don't understand it. I mean, if all you ever watch is Fox News maybe, but I have seen people more sophisticated than that squirm like weird little worms around a majority of a different color. I'm glad I didn't have that problem yesterday when I got off at the wrong train station and found myself on MLK Blvd in Harlem, needing to ask directions. Nobody looked at me like I didn't belong there so why would I look at myself that way?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Imma record both versions as spoken-word and see how they work.

comes in at under 4 mins to speak the second version, and so I am considering actually performing it live.

I'm excited but can't share it publicly on my FB because the last verse is about my usually liberal mum, and is a bit snarky.

I really want to hear it as spoken-word!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I am having mental issues relating to flashbacks of "my perfect childhood", today. My mother texted to let me know one of my high school classmates has kidnapped a 13-year-old and disappeared.

The only time I ever hear about any of the people I went to school with is when it's my mother texting me to tell me something horrible has happened. All the smart kids got the fuck out. The rest are dead, in jail, or kidnapping teenagers and disappearing.

And then she asks me why I'm not coming home to visit and why I won't go to class reunions and why haven't I married some nice man and settled down to start shitting out the fifteen children I need to birth before I'm a real woman?

I cannot describe the fetid mass of horror swirling around in my brain but it smells like silage and pig shit and teen spirit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am having mental issues relating to flashbacks of "my perfect childhood", today. My mother texted to let me know one of my high school classmates has kidnapped a 13-year-old and disappeared.

The only time I ever hear about any of the people I went to school with is when it's my mother texting me to tell me something horrible has happened. All the smart kids got the fuck out. The rest are dead, in jail, or kidnapping teenagers and disappearing.

And then she asks me why I'm not coming home to visit and why I won't go to class reunions and why haven't I married some nice man and settled down to start shitting out the fifteen children I need to birth before I'm a real woman?

I cannot describe the fetid mass of horror swirling around in my brain but it smells like silage and pig shit and teen spirit.

Tell her the voices said no.

And you're waiting for THEIR instructions, nowadays.

[Salty]

I think I get to have my dreams come true and I get to move out into the middle of nowhere surrounded by trees and quiet.

The first time I read Transmet and saw how badly Spider wanted to get back to that mountain I just nodded. That's all I want, a small piece of land, and the means to keep it.

3-5 years and it will be mine. Then I can live wherever the hell I want for as long as I feel like it and always have a place to come back to, in the trees, in the quiet.

When the world melts and Alaska turns into an oasis, you'll all be welcome to rebuild society in our image. Our horrible, horrible image.

Someone today told me that I am not a horrible bastard, but merely outspoken. But he hasn't seen me with no sleep, sober, and dealing with some piece of human filth. Or shopping for cheese.

[Salty]

As I inch my way toward a business degree I can't help but laugh my ass off.

This curriculum was probably totally relevent about 15 years ago, but, uh, let me tell you, the whole transition from VHS to DVD is fascinating, no please tell me more about laserdisc. Perhaps you've heard of MP3s. Other than that it's all buzzwords and a flimsy rubber stamp of legitimacy.

I should have stuck with biology, someday...