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THE ORANGE EATING CONTEST IS baaaaaaaack!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, March 12, 2013, 02:29:43 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
March 15, 2013, 03:11:27 PM
I DON'T HAVE EVEN ANY ORANGES

I AM EATING A BOWL OF FRIED RICE, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#46
March 15, 2013, 03:42:45 PM
5 fucking ORANGES. I WAS ATTACKED BY AN INTERLOPING BASTARD OF A VALENCIA THAT WAS NOT A BLOOD ORANGE. MY LIPS ARE NOW SORE, BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE A ROUGE OR SOME SHIT, STABBY LITTLE BASTARD.

i AM GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING ELSE, AND WAIT TILL IT DOESN'T FEEL AS BAD, AND EAT MORE FUCKING ORANGES.

Eater of Clowns

#47
March 15, 2013, 06:15:20 PM
Orange number seven.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to pick up more oranges for me at the store while she was out.  I cried and asked her what I did to earn her malice.

THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN MYSELF IS EVERY OTHER ORANGE EATING TAINTSCRAPER IN THIS COMPETITION.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

#48
March 15, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
The LAIL is happening earlier than previous years.

Cainad (dec.)

#49
March 15, 2013, 06:47:12 PM
MY UNCONQUERABLE THUNDERCOCK OF ORANGE MASTICATION HAS PROPELLED ME BEYOND YOU PUNY BUTT HAMS, PUTTING MY SCORE AT

Zero. But I did have an orange-flavor Berocca earlier.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
March 15, 2013, 07:03:00 PM
So far I have had:

1 bowl of fried rice with shrimp
1 carrot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#51
March 15, 2013, 09:29:08 PM
I just came from the supermarket, where I discovered all legit oranges marked up to assrape prices.  :evilmad:
Especially for the amount I can eat.  :evil:
I fold.

Today I had a banana and a bowl of blackeyed peas. Both were quite good, and my colon is at peace.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

#52
March 15, 2013, 09:41:25 PM
We urge all parties involved in this situation to act with deep forethought and to weigh the costs, as well as the benefits, of any action they take, not only to themselves but to their regional neighbors. We strongly caution against any unilateral or excessive actions, as such actions will serve only to undermine the region's stability.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Eater of Clowns

#53
March 15, 2013, 09:53:04 PM
THE ORANGE COUNT HAS HIT DOUBLE DIGITS.

I just ate my 10th orange - the last of a four pound bag.

I HAVE EATEN FOUR POUNDS OF ORANGES.

But now I am out of them.   :sad:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

#54
March 15, 2013, 10:16:41 PM
I had two oranges this morning. Then I gave up and went to work. On the plus side, once at work, i got beer. Seven, so far.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#55
March 15, 2013, 10:18:37 PM
This is not an orange eating contest.  There is no shit-talking.

There are only people reporting how many fruits they ate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
March 15, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
Allow me to demonstrate:

I HAD A BANANA TODAY.

THAT KICKS THE SHIT

Out of those PANSY "ORANGES"

YOU SPAGS EAT.  MY BANANA SODOMIZES your puny oranges

AND ISN'T SORRY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
March 15, 2013, 10:29:52 PM
I think there is shit-talking on the Facebook.

I am all out of shit-talking, but I am going to go MAKE A SHIT TON OF BEADS

ENJOY YOUR ORANGES, SUCKERS!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
March 15, 2013, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
Allow me to demonstrate:

I HAD A BANANA TODAY.

THAT KICKS THE SHIT

Out of those PANSY "ORANGES"

YOU SPAGS EAT.  MY BANANA SODOMIZES your puny oranges

AND ISN'T SORRY!

:lulz: That reminds me of the fruit thread. Ofuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#59
March 15, 2013, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
Allow me to demonstrate:

I HAD A BANANA TODAY.

THAT KICKS THE SHIT

Out of those PANSY "ORANGES"

YOU SPAGS EAT.  MY BANANA SODOMIZES your puny oranges

AND ISN'T SORRY!

OH GOD MY MOM READS MY FACEBOOK I CAN'T PUT THAT SHIT.

And here, well, only Pix and I were actually eating any oranges.



THE REST OF YOU SIMPERING PANTY DROPLETS

WERE TOO BUSY TALKING ABOUT RICE OR SOME SHIT.

Next time you come to the FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST and talk about BANANAS try

COMPLETELY REMOVING YOUR HEAD FROM THE CHIQUITA LADY'S TEAT.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
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