THE ORANGE EATING CONTEST IS baaaaaaaack!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I DON'T HAVE EVEN ANY ORANGES

I AM EATING A BOWL OF FRIED RICE, WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

5 fucking ORANGES. I WAS ATTACKED BY AN INTERLOPING BASTARD OF A VALENCIA THAT WAS NOT A BLOOD ORANGE. MY LIPS ARE NOW SORE, BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE A ROUGE OR SOME SHIT, STABBY LITTLE BASTARD.

i AM GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING ELSE, AND WAIT TILL IT DOESN'T FEEL AS BAD, AND EAT MORE FUCKING ORANGES.

[Eater of Clowns]

Orange number seven.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to pick up more oranges for me at the store while she was out.  I cried and asked her what I did to earn her malice.

THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN MYSELF IS EVERY OTHER ORANGE EATING TAINTSCRAPER IN THIS COMPETITION.

[LMNO]

The LAIL is happening earlier than previous years.

[Cainad (dec.)]

MY UNCONQUERABLE THUNDERCOCK OF ORANGE MASTICATION HAS PROPELLED ME BEYOND YOU PUNY BUTT HAMS, PUTTING MY SCORE AT

Zero. But I did have an orange-flavor Berocca earlier.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So far I have had:

1 bowl of fried rice with shrimp
1 carrot.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I just came from the supermarket, where I discovered all legit oranges marked up to assrape prices. 
Especially for the amount I can eat. 
I fold.

Today I had a banana and a bowl of blackeyed peas. Both were quite good, and my colon is at peace.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

We urge all parties involved in this situation to act with deep forethought and to weigh the costs, as well as the benefits, of any action they take, not only to themselves but to their regional neighbors. We strongly caution against any unilateral or excessive actions, as such actions will serve only to undermine the region's stability.

[Eater of Clowns]

THE ORANGE COUNT HAS HIT DOUBLE DIGITS.

I just ate my 10th orange - the last of a four pound bag.

I HAVE EATEN FOUR POUNDS OF ORANGES.

But now I am out of them.   

[EK WAFFLR]

I had two oranges this morning. Then I gave up and went to work. On the plus side, once at work, i got beer. Seven, so far.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is not an orange eating contest.  There is no shit-talking.

There are only people reporting how many fruits they ate.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Allow me to demonstrate:

I HAD A BANANA TODAY.

THAT KICKS THE SHIT

Out of those PANSY "ORANGES"

YOU SPAGS EAT.  MY BANANA SODOMIZES your puny oranges

AND ISN'T SORRY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think there is shit-talking on the Facebook.

I am all out of shit-talking, but I am going to go MAKE A SHIT TON OF BEADS

ENJOY YOUR ORANGES, SUCKERS!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Allow me to demonstrate:

I HAD A BANANA TODAY.

THAT KICKS THE SHIT

Out of those PANSY "ORANGES"

YOU SPAGS EAT.  MY BANANA SODOMIZES your puny oranges

AND ISN'T SORRY!

That reminds me of the fruit thread. Ofuck.

[Eater of Clowns]

Allow me to demonstrate:

I HAD A BANANA TODAY.

THAT KICKS THE SHIT

Out of those PANSY "ORANGES"

YOU SPAGS EAT.  MY BANANA SODOMIZES your puny oranges

AND ISN'T SORRY!

OH GOD MY MOM READS MY FACEBOOK I CAN'T PUT THAT SHIT.

And here, well, only Pix and I were actually eating any oranges.



THE REST OF YOU SIMPERING PANTY DROPLETS

WERE TOO BUSY TALKING ABOUT RICE OR SOME SHIT.

Next time you come to the FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST and talk about BANANAS try

COMPLETELY REMOVING YOUR HEAD FROM THE CHIQUITA LADY'S TEAT.