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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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POFP

#4786
August 27, 2016, 02:07:02 PM
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4787
August 27, 2016, 06:18:53 PM
I don't understand why Oregon is always the unhappiest and most depressed state on any of these lists. It's NICE here, FFS.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#4788
August 27, 2016, 06:32:37 PM
Maybe it's all those white nationalists, afraid because it's the 21st century and there are black people and stuff, and everyone else is depressed because they have to put up with the aforementioned yahoos?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4789
August 27, 2016, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2016, 06:32:37 PM
Maybe it's all those white nationalists, afraid because it's the 21st century and there are black people and stuff, and everyone else is depressed because they have to put up with the aforementioned yahoos?

This is actually a completely reasonable explanation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4790
August 29, 2016, 07:24:03 PM
Because cake.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#4791
September 02, 2016, 08:02:19 PM




I'm dying. :lol:

Trivial

#4792
September 06, 2016, 01:06:21 PM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Junkenstein

#4793
September 06, 2016, 01:13:58 PM
That's wonderful on so many levels.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

minuspace

#4794
September 07, 2016, 01:38:12 AM
Supposed elite transport for somewhat recently closed bordello:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4795
September 08, 2016, 09:47:49 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 06, 2016, 01:13:58 PM
That's wonderful on so many levels.

It really, really is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#4796
September 09, 2016, 01:37:30 PM
This is every FaceBook argument, ever.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4797
September 09, 2016, 05:33:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 09, 2016, 01:37:30 PM
This is every FaceBook argument, ever.



Yes.

Yes it is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#4798
September 10, 2016, 01:29:53 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4799
September 10, 2016, 03:37:47 PM
I love that guy, he's so great.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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