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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, April 12, 2013, 04:16:37 PM

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Vanadium Gryllz

#4800
September 11, 2016, 02:29:03 PM
Waffle's alter-ego?
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Trivial

#4801
September 15, 2016, 04:23:02 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

minuspace

#4802
September 15, 2016, 08:59:00 AM

Trivial

#4803
September 19, 2016, 01:46:55 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Freeky

#4804
September 19, 2016, 03:19:26 AM
I laughed out loud for a full minute over that. :lol:

Trivial

#4805
September 23, 2016, 04:36:25 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Bruno

#4806
September 23, 2016, 05:32:46 AM
They's fabulous and they knows it.
Formerly something else...

Trivial

#4807
September 24, 2016, 01:09:19 AM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

trix

#4808
September 24, 2016, 02:35:43 AM
What.  CLIMB to heaven?  WTF!  I thought a big ray of light comes down and gives you an elevator ride to heaven!  What is this CLIMB shit??

What if I have a broken arm?  Do people with broken arms have to fall to hell?  Is there maybe a rope and harness system for the handicapped?

UGH WHY DIDNT THE BIBLE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHIT
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Cain

#4809
September 24, 2016, 04:30:09 AM
That's because you didn't pay attention in Bible studies:

http://biblehub.com/amos/9-2.htm

trix

#4810
September 24, 2016, 04:47:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2016, 04:30:09 AM
That's because you didn't pay attention in Bible studies:

http://biblehub.com/amos/9-2.htm

Hmm, some translations mention "though they climb up to heaven..." and others translate it as "though they ascend to heaven" but nowhere does it actually mention a ladder of any kind.

Perhaps they climb the monkey bars to heaven?  I've always been good at monkey bars, I'd probably have a decent shot.
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

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Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

trix

#4811
September 24, 2016, 04:49:35 AM
Then again, I would never be granted entrance anyway, if the Bible is to be believed.  Luckily, I'll have tons of great company in Hell.
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Zen Without Zen Masters

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Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Cain

#4812
September 24, 2016, 04:56:22 AM
 :lulz: Dude, it's literally called Jacob's Ladder.

You really did sleep through Bible Studies.

trix

#4813
September 24, 2016, 05:26:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2016, 04:56:22 AM
:lulz: Dude, it's literally called Jacob's Ladder.

You really did sleep through Bible Studies.

If I had had Bible Studies, I certainly would have slept through them.

Anyway I only checked the link you posted.

I'm disappointed.  For an all-powerful God, I would expect the trip to heaven to be a bit more spectacular than a damned ladder.  Not even an escalator?  Shit, sign me up for the Human Catapult to Heaven.

Jacob's Catapult.
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Trivial

#4814
September 24, 2016, 05:33:05 AM
The solution is to build a ladder of penis.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.
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