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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5400 on: March 06, 2019, 10:23:06 pm »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5401 on: March 06, 2019, 10:24:01 pm »
Playskool's "My First Sarlacc Pit", suitable for ages 2-6.

Despite it seeming the size of a fleshlight, it is indeed a 5x3 pit of spikes covered in rubber to make its cleaning easier.

Actually no, it is the size of a fleshlight, but i like the idea.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5402 on: March 06, 2019, 10:29:34 pm »
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier

NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker.  :lulz:

16 units of what? I dont understand

Full disclosure -  I have 4 dogs

Oh alright  :lulz:



But tbh its a puritan advertisement, just like "personal massagers" are shown to be used for "back massages"

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5403 on: March 07, 2019, 09:59:49 am »
Reality can't hold a candle to a dirty mind. It ought to be a sex toy but it is really a way of turning pennies worth of materials into gross profit. Sad


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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5404 on: March 07, 2019, 10:41:58 am »
Love Sir Michaels posters, reminds me of the postergasm days
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5405 on: March 07, 2019, 11:01:56 am »
 :lulz: :lulz:

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5406 on: March 08, 2019, 08:07:29 pm »
Surprised that I wasn't assaulted by Cram with this on tumblr.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5407 on: March 21, 2019, 04:44:29 am »

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5408 on: March 21, 2019, 12:06:24 pm »
Aw.  I should remember that.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5409 on: March 21, 2019, 12:42:22 pm »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5410 on: March 22, 2019, 02:31:59 am »


https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adLxe0d_460svvp9.webm

Safe for work, its just a dog angrily mumbling
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5411 on: March 24, 2019, 06:02:27 pm »
Successful Discordian Propaganda (it turned some "passive consumers" into active participants/conspirators).

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5412 on: March 29, 2019, 11:59:27 pm »

Only distinguished scholars such as the gentlemen and the gentlewomen in PD could enjoy a tasteful relic as this:

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5413 on: March 30, 2019, 12:25:44 am »
I had almost succeeded in forgetting that song.

Though IMO the reaction to the video was pretty over the top given, you know, Britney Spears.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5414 on: March 30, 2019, 01:24:08 am »
Either I never knew the song or I’ve forgotten it so thoroughly that even this apparently obvious reference is failing to dredge it up.



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