OH HOLY SHIT COOKIES

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Nah, I got two but holy shit they were good.

The chocolate salty balls, however, were fucking transcendent. I'm afraid I'm going to have to order a batch from you. I'll happily pay cost plus shipping plus a fair profit margin.

Totally doable, but it'll have to wait til next week (stuck at my Dad's place cleaning out Mom's attic). I'll PM you about moneys.

[Suu]

Evidently, I missed free cookies.

Is okay, not that my fat ass needs them anyway, but I may ping you for recipes.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Evidently, I missed free cookies.

Is okay, not that my fat ass needs them anyway, but I may ping you for recipes.

I'm sorry, I tried to holler about it as much as I could until it was time to get serious about baking and boxing.

[Suu]

No worries! I haven't been on the boards a whole lot lately because of school. I will probably disappear again shortly until mid-May, but now I'm too busy reading ALL THE THINGS.

[Salty]

Thanks so much for the lovely box of delicious.

My teeth and dentist probably hate you, but all I have is LOVE.

BTW, I had it shipped to my office and the people next door held it for me for a few days and I shared one of the chocolate twiggy thingies with her.

I don't know what her opinions on weed are and for this I am sorry.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Thanks so much for the lovely box of delicious.

My teeth and dentist probably hate you, but all I have is LOVE.

BTW, I had it shipped to my office and the people next door held it for me for a few days and I shared one of the chocolate twiggy thingies with her.

I don't know what her opinions on weed are and for this I am sorry.

I can go my whole life not knowing what your office neighbor thinks about weed. I will be okay.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I am home now and full of AWESOME COOKIES and my housemates are full of AWESOME COOKIES and there are STILL COOKIES LEFT.
The chocolate ball thingies are ESPECIALLY FANTASTIC.

Thanks so much for the lovely box of delicious.

My teeth and dentist probably hate you, but all I have is LOVE.

BTW, I had it shipped to my office and the people next door held it for me for a few days and I shared one of the chocolate twiggy thingies with her.

I don't know what her opinions on weed are and for this I am sorry.

I didn't taste any space butter. But 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So, my subconscious has found a new and interesting way to fuck with me!

Dreamt that someone posted here that they were deporting my cookies because they were terrible and the donut smelled like ammonia. Which spiraled into a whole lot of confusion about "what donut" and "why would baked goods smell like ammonia?" Because I am a paranoid dummy, it seems.

(If anyone got an ammonia flavored donut in your box, please don't eat it, I didn't put it there.)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, my subconscious has found a new and interesting way to fuck with me!

Dreamt that someone posted here that they were deporting my cookies because they were terrible and the donut smelled like ammonia. Which spiraled into a whole lot of confusion about "what donut" and "why would baked goods smell like ammonia?" Because I am a paranoid dummy, it seems.

(If anyone got an ammonia flavored donut in your box, please don't eat it, I didn't put it there.)

Everything was delicious, and it is all gone now. No ammonia donut in my box!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So, anyone been horribly betrayed by friends or shot at yet?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, anyone been horribly betrayed by friends or shot at yet?

So far, everything's coming up roses!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, anyone been horribly betrayed by friends or shot at yet?

I got shot at 3 times in the last year, presumably by Crazy Jeff, The Worst Stalker Ever.

So I've met my quota.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I keep knocking over every beverage container I get within 6 feet of, but otherwise things are great. And I haven't been shot at since 1996-ish. Unless that one drunk guy in Iowa was trying to shoot me when he shot his pecker off, down by the river in 2008.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My ex-husband informed me last night that I will have full custody of my teenagers, starting in May. I could interpret this to be a direct result of your cookies.

Mind you, he's gone back and forth on this custody thing several times.

The good news is, he's not living in my basement yet, but I am feeling like I should probably plan to convert my basement into a Rascal-accessible apartment as soon as I can.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Not sure if good thing or bad