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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2013, 07:56:51 pm »
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

Looks like this:



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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2013, 08:01:21 pm »
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2013, 09:06:48 pm »
Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2013, 09:41:09 pm »
Those were by far the greatest candies yams of all time

When they came out of the fridge it was just a solid, gelatinous mass with small orange bits crying out for freedom or death.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2013, 09:45:03 pm »
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2013, 09:51:02 pm »
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

YES!!!
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2013, 10:17:24 pm »
I was literally just about to post "Waffalafels" in the food cart idea thread when I read this.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2013, 11:50:45 pm »
FALAFELWAFFLES ARE AWAY

Well, okay they're in the fridge awaiting waffling, but still  :lol:

YES!!!
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2013, 12:03:32 am »
I was literally just about to post "Waffalafels" in the food cart idea thread when I read this.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALL THE NIGELS.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2013, 06:06:37 pm »
I second tacowaffles.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2013, 06:15:37 pm »
I second tacowaffles.

The masa dough will require a dedicated shopping run, but I can put that on the list for next waffle night.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2013, 06:26:04 pm »
I second tacowaffles.

The masa dough will require a dedicated shopping run, but I can put that on the list for next waffle night.

Doesn't your regular grocery store have masa? In the mexican aisle?
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2013, 06:27:23 pm »
Or sometimes in the refrigerator section by the meat, there's masa already made up in bags.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2013, 06:37:35 pm »
I've never seen it, but I've also never gone looking for it.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2013, 06:58:13 pm »
I've never seen it, but I've also never gone looking for it.

Masa preparada for tamales. If the store carries frozen pig heads, they probably carry that. It's not frozen though, just refreigerated.

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