ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Tomorrow waffle night will be upon me again. Previous waffle nights have featured such fare as:

     * Waffled chicken patties (cooked chicken + breadcrumbs + egg)
     * Waffled black bean burgers (black bean burger recipe, waffled)
     * Waffled hash browns
     * Womlettes
     * Waffled burgers (not interested in doing that again, too messy)
     * Waffle biscuits
     * Radish waffle (smells terrible cooking)
     * Avocado and sundried tomato waffle


So, what horrors should I unleash this time? No fish, no shellfish, and nothing crazy expensive, please.

[kiss my axe]

Another veggie burger recipe - generally sauteed in olive oil but I'm curious if it waffles, so if you do it let me know what happens:

2 tablespoons ground pecans or cashews (or both)
 3/4 cups seasoned (or plain) bread crumbs
 1/2 small onion (minced)
 1 clove garlic (minced)
 ½ red or orange sweet bell pepper
 1/4 cup minced mushrooms
 1 or 2 hot chilis
 hoisin sauce to taste
 ½ cup cooked rice (white, brown, wild, whatever you like)
 salt & black pepper to taste
 2 tablespoons potato flakes or 1 egg to bind

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Pizza waffle. Either use the waffle as the base for a pizza or mix the pre-cooked meat into the batter and top with sauce and cheese.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waffle tacos
Falafelwaffles
Chocowaffles
Cornbread waffles
Latke waffles

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Falafelwaffles

saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Okay, definitely going to try the falafelwaffle and pizza, trying to figure out how on earth to make a tacowaffle work

[kiss my axe]

Canned salmon croquet waffles. 
Potted meat sandwiches, smushed into waffles.
Hey, you asked for terrible.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Canned salmon croquet waffles. 
Potted meat sandwiches, smushed into waffles.
Hey, you asked for terrible.

potted meat -> spam?

[kiss my axe]

Worse, in some ways. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potted_meat_food_product

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Okay, definitely going to try the falafelwaffle and pizza, trying to figure out how on earth to make a tacowaffle work

Make the waffle out of masa dough, put taco toppings on it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Falafelwaffles

saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

It had a similar effect on me when I typed it. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Okay, preliminary plan for tonight:
     - Regular waffles with breakfast sausage or bacon (for boring people)
     - Roasted pepper waffles topped with grilled peppers, onions, and sausage
     - Pizza waffles: tomato paste, parmesan cheese, and chopped pepperoni chunks in batter, topped with melted italian cheese blend
     - Falafelwaffles: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/My-Favorite-Falafel-231755
     - Fruit and nut waffles: dried mixed fruit with chopped walnuts, topped with apricot jam

[Salty]

Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Falafelwaffles

saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

It had a similar effect on me when I typed it. 

Bill O'Rielly is gonna go apeshit on some female interns now.  I hope you're happy.

[Eater of Clowns]

Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

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