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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2013, 03:22:12 am »
What is a Quinoa and how to I waffle it?

It is a seed that is eaten like a grain!

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2013, 03:22:45 am »
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2013, 03:49:06 am »
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2013, 03:54:52 am »
I would waffle it by cooking a cup or so of it and adding it to flour, oil, and eggs.

I started looking at how to cook quinoa and I've suddenly been hit with the urge to do quinoa and pomegranate waffles.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2013, 03:56:13 am »
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2013, 04:00:58 am »
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

So it's just getting to the right age.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2013, 04:08:16 am »
Make the batter from a puree of various breakfast meats.

We have a person who doesn't eat pig meats, so I have to keep it chill with that stuff.

I do have some leftover pizza I could puree and put in the batter, but I think that's like a week old at this point  :|

So it's just getting to the right age.

I don't trust my fridge very much

Or hate my friends...
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2013, 09:47:43 am »
I don't think you're sufficiently committed to Sparkle Motion, Gogira.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2013, 09:48:21 am »
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2013, 11:48:16 am »
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2013, 04:06:46 pm »
Small children at waffle night, alcohol waffles are probably a bad idea. I was considering an anchovy waffle for the mystery one, but I think the smell will be too obvious.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2013, 05:12:27 pm »
Have you guys ever had waffles


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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2013, 05:16:13 pm »
Have you guys ever had waffles


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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2013, 05:23:03 pm »
Have you guys ever had waffles


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ALSO FUCKBALLS I AM FEEDING 19 PEOPLE TONIGHT AND THERE'S STILL 3 MAYBES.

Not so bad. One time, Enrico Salazar made "waffles" for a crowd of 5,000 people out of three fishes and two loaves of bread.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2013, 06:02:21 pm »
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
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