The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No dancing last night, just a headache. Slept for 12 hours solid. Feel like I've made all the right choices yesterday.

Thank you all.

I wish you well. I think you are doing the right thing.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

We love you alty. Best of luck.
Gogira- lets do lunch in two weeks when i have unbudgeted money again. Its a bit of time from now but it would be good to see you again.
Went to optometrist today. My new glasses are going to be memory metal. I love the goddamn future. Never seen memory metal in action in person before. Dude bent the glasses flat and they were fine. He was equally impressed with my ability to put in contact lenses without the use of a mirror. I told him with my vision a mirror is useless. He laughed and said yeah this is quite the prescription. I was like so i can beat the shit of these right? And he said oh yeah. You can break them but you really have to try to make that happen.

[Salty]

Hey what do you know, my stomach pain and sleeplessness have lessened.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Hey what do you know, my stomach pain and sleeplessness have lessened.

I hope that continues, that you sleep better and hurt less.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey what do you know, my stomach pain and sleeplessness have lessened.

GOOD.

[Salty]

I'm going to be around a little.less while I get my head together.

[AFK]

I know you aren't a huge fan of mine, but wishing you well just the same.  Having gone through that relationship wringer myself, I know how fucked things can get quickly.  Arm yourself with yourself, you'll make it.


Good luck good sir.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm going to be around a little.less while I get my head together.

Good luck, Alty. It WILL get better, it just takes time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm back.  And someone had a nuclear war while I was gone.

Fortunately, I have a million things to catch up on, or I'd toss the bunch of you in the llama pit.

I will be on and off today, while I do essential, critical paperwork that will be filed forever and forgotten.

That is all.

[Suu]

I am in the middle of experiencing my first kidney stone, and spent 5 hours in the ER last night trying to quell the pain. After a CT Scan, 2 urinalyses, blood work, 2 bags of fluid and a shot a morphine in an IV, I can say I still feel like ass. It's almost out, otherwise they would have had to go in and push it back into my kidney. I learned my fucking lesson about dehydration. It's also possible that I am eating too much calcium and protein on my diet. 

I don't wish this on anyone. Ever. I couldn't function yesterday I was in so much pain, and Vicodin wouldn't cut it. The morphine wouldn't cut it either, but it successfully knocked me out so I could relax and take in the fluids. They gave me Zofran (holy fucking expensive generic, Batman!) Ibuprofen and Percocet. So far I haven't had to touch the percs today, let's hope it stays that way. Good thing I won a cash prize this weekend at the Street Painting Festival, because I just shelled out A LOT of money on drugs. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am in the middle of experiencing my first kidney stone,

I myself am in the process of expelling my horribly intelligent syphilis worms.  Fucking things are the size of your little finger, and chew holes in your DNA.  I'm down to 18 sets of chromosomes, for fuck's sake.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am in the middle of experiencing my first kidney stone,

I myself am in the process of expelling my horribly intelligent syphilis worms.  Fucking things are the size of your little finger, and chew holes in your DNA.  I'm down to 18 sets of chromosomes, for fuck's sake.

I have nothing to report about any of my biological systems.  Hold on, let me check...


...nope.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Possible rhinovirus here.

Kidney stones suck though. Most painful thing I've ever felt. That and bloody urine is a bit unsettling.

[East Coast Hustle]

What did I tell you guys?

"Dudes, trust me, it's worth paying a little extra for the upgraded body."

That's what I said. But none of you listened, you all wanted to skimp a little so you could spend the extra on having interesting personalities and look where THAT'S gotten you.

Also, I know one of you bastards stole my perfectly good shoulder while I was sleeping and replaced it with this barely-held-together piece of junk. I don't appreciate it and I hope you enjoy being blamed by everyone else for the fact that I will no longer be giving out these fine government-subsidized replacement buttholes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What did I tell you guys?

"Dudes, trust me, it's worth paying a little extra for the upgraded body."

That's what I said. But none of you listened, you all wanted to skimp a little so you could spend the extra on having interesting personalities and look where THAT'S gotten you.

Also, I know one of you bastards stole my perfectly good shoulder while I was sleeping and replaced it with this barely-held-together piece of junk. I don't appreciate it and I hope you enjoy being blamed by everyone else for the fact that I will no longer be giving out these fine government-subsidized replacement buttholes.