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Stupidly easy chicken thing
« on: December 13, 2014, 05:54:37 pm »
Ingredients:
- 1-2 lbs Chicken thighs (not deboned)
- 2-3 jars salsa

Instructions:
Put chicken in pressure cooker. Cover with salsa. Cook on high for 24 hours, or until bones melt. Feeds one person for 1-2 meals a day for a week.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2014, 06:09:55 pm »
Something is very wrong here.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2014, 09:17:28 pm »
This is like the Anarchist's Cookbook, but an actual cookbook.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2014, 11:46:31 pm »
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 12:05:06 am »
I need to write recipes.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 12:05:59 am »
I need to write recipes.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2014, 12:08:54 am »
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2014, 12:10:16 am »
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.

It can't be that easy.  Shit would explode.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2014, 12:10:43 am »
Rice:

Ingredients:
- Rice

Place in skillet. Cook on medium heat stirring occasionally 72 hours or until house is burned to the ground.
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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:26 am »
Elephant stew:

1.  Dice one elephant.
2.  Throw into pot with contents of one granary.
3.  Cook for one week or until the tusks fall off.

Serves 300.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:36 am »
Extremely Easy Teriyaki Pork Chops:

Ingredients:
- 2-3 lbs pork chops
- Bottle of teriyaki sauce

Instructions:
Coat pork chops with teriyaki sauce. Put in oven with broiler on high for 6-7 hours. Serve with rice.

It can't be that easy.  Shit would explode.

No, you only get explosions with the pressure cooker recipes.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:41 am »
Rice:

Ingredients:
- Rice

Place in skillet. Cook on medium heat stirring occasionally 72 hours or until house is burned to the ground.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:55 am »
Elephant stew:

1.  Dice one elephant.
2.  Throw into pot with contents of one granary.
3.  Cook for one week or until the tusks fall off.

Serves 300.

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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 01:15:45 am »
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.


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Re: Stupidly easy chicken thing
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 01:32:22 am »
Oh shit. I just realized I said 'pressure cooker' when I meant 'crock pot'.

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.