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Testimonial - Well it seems that most of you "discordians" are little more than dupes of the Cathedral/NWO memetic apparatus after all -- "freethinkers" in the sense that you are willing to think slightly outside the designated boxes of correct thought, but not free in the sense that you reject the existence of the boxes and seek their destruction.

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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Brother Mythos

#300
May 27, 2016, 03:33:34 PM
The virus has mutated again.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Ziegejunge

#301
May 27, 2016, 05:06:04 PM
Ronald McDonald, fisher of men.

Brother Mythos

#302
June 03, 2016, 04:30:56 PM
It's at the tipping point.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#303
June 11, 2016, 09:05:29 AM
It's an absolutely foolproof design.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

minuspace

#304
June 11, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
It has integrated security measures.

Brother Mythos

#305
June 11, 2016, 11:30:35 PM
It has built-in failsafes.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

POFP

#306
June 12, 2016, 01:32:25 AM
It has PTERODACTYLS, SHIT-FUCK.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

minuspace

#307
June 12, 2016, 04:21:49 AM
Void is the eternal Core.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#308
June 12, 2016, 02:55:38 PM
She didn't need bones anyway.

Brother Mythos

#309
June 12, 2016, 05:22:15 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 09:05:29 AM
It's an absolutely foolproof design.

Quote from: LuciferX on June 11, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
It has integrated security measures.

Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 11:30:35 PM
It has built-in failsafes.

It's state-of-the-art.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#310
June 15, 2016, 12:02:22 AM
Sociopaths can own semiautomatic rifles.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#311
June 15, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: Gray Area on June 12, 2016, 05:22:15 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 09:05:29 AM
It's an absolutely foolproof design.

Quote from: LuciferX on June 11, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
It has integrated security measures.

Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 11:30:35 PM
It has built-in failsafes.

It's state-of-the-art.

It's controlled by Artificial Intelligence.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#312
June 15, 2016, 12:08:20 PM
Somebody wanted it this way.

Brother Mythos

#313
June 16, 2016, 04:25:54 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on May 27, 2016, 03:33:34 PM
The virus has mutated again.

It's now a super-virus.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Junkenstein

#314
June 16, 2016, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on June 16, 2016, 04:25:54 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on May 27, 2016, 03:33:34 PM
The virus has mutated again.

It's now a super-virus.

Syphilis continues to spread worldwide.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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