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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, April 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM

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Abbot Mythos

The virus has mutated again.

Ziegejunge

Ronald McDonald, fisher of men.

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It's at the tipping point.

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It's an absolutely foolproof design.

minuspace

It has integrated security measures.

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It has built-in failsafes.

POFP

It has PTERODACTYLS, SHIT-FUCK.
This Certified Popeā„¢ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

minuspace

Void is the eternal Core.

Q. G. Pennyworth

She didn't need bones anyway.

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Sociopaths can own semiautomatic rifles.

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Quote from: Gray Area on June 12, 2016, 05:22:15 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 09:05:29 AM
It's an absolutely foolproof design.

Quote from: LuciferX on June 11, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
It has integrated security measures.

Quote from: Gray Area on June 11, 2016, 11:30:35 PM
It has built-in failsafes.

It's state-of-the-art.

It's controlled by Artificial Intelligence.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Somebody wanted it this way.

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Gray Area on June 16, 2016, 04:25:54 PM
Quote from: Gray Area on May 27, 2016, 03:33:34 PM
The virus has mutated again.

It's now a super-virus.

Syphilis continues to spread worldwide.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.