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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2016, 12:42:00 am »
Is Facebook dead lately or am I just really unpopular? I remember when I used to get a bunch of new notifications everyday, but now it's like barely a few each week.
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« Reply #121 on: March 17, 2016, 12:53:31 am »
Is Facebook dead lately or am I just really unpopular? I remember when I used to get a bunch of new notifications everyday, but now it's like barely a few each week.

who are you on FB?  I can add you to some groups that are more fun than you really wanted.
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« Reply #122 on: March 17, 2016, 03:03:15 am »
Oh, right.  Never mind.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #123 on: March 17, 2016, 04:32:06 am »
Oh, right.  Never mind.   :lulz:

Sorry for the delay! I wasn't ignoring you. PM and friend request sent.
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« Reply #124 on: March 17, 2016, 04:55:17 am »
Oh, right.  Never mind.   :lulz:

Sorry for the delay! I wasn't ignoring you. PM and friend request sent.

I just accepted about 20 friend requests, most of whom are socks of people I have offended.  Hang on a sec.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #125 on: March 17, 2016, 05:01:30 am »
Right, I added you to FA.

The very first thing you should never do is fuck with Cindy.  She and Mike are preggers and she's a bit of a berserker right now.

Other than that, go nuts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #126 on: March 17, 2016, 05:07:11 am »
Stella and Cainad are there, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #127 on: March 17, 2016, 05:22:46 am »
Am currently scoping out what mire of internet horror I have come across again. 
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« Reply #128 on: March 17, 2016, 05:45:14 pm »
Is Facebook dead lately or am I just really unpopular? I remember when I used to get a bunch of new notifications everyday, but now it's like barely a few each week.

I don't even know because Facebook changed its algorithms a few weeks ago such that it is now useless for anything but groups. My feed is such a clusterfuck that I gave up on it.
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« Reply #129 on: March 18, 2016, 12:05:33 am »
35 Mw laser is busted.

I am staying overnight on the mountain to fix it, because I am apparently the gigantic laser repair dude.  The EM guys are afraid of it because it's 480VAC instead of the 230VAC they're used to.

THE METHODS OF FUCKING THOSE TWO VOLTAGES UP - AND THE PENALTIES FOR DOING SO - ARE IDENTICAL.

Superstition, even up here.  I could cry, I really could.

Also, finally met the big boss, and he is apparently Jim's slightly more aware twin.  Except that he isn't a religious nut and doesn't hate me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #130 on: March 18, 2016, 01:19:21 am »
Soooo, does anyone remember a thread where someone here had an amazing skill, wherein (that?) they were able to convert any mundane statement, paragraph, or story into corporate mumbo jumbo?

I pretty much only had the time and attention span for this single thread link request. I'll add to my shitposts when I have the time and have fallen off my ego cliff this week.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #131 on: March 18, 2016, 01:24:30 am »
Soooo, does anyone remember a thread where someone here had an amazing skill, wherein (that?) they were able to convert any mundane statement, paragraph, or story into corporate mumbo jumbo?

I pretty much only had the time and attention span for this single thread link request. I'll add to my shitposts when I have the time and have fallen off my ego cliff this week.

I don't know what thread it was, but I do know it was LMNO that could do it.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #132 on: March 18, 2016, 01:28:08 am »
If that is the case, then I have a wedding proposal for LMNO (Yes, very homo), and I may now have a more effective way of searching for de fread. Thank ye kindly!
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« Reply #133 on: March 18, 2016, 01:42:53 am »
I just bumped the thread.  The handiwork was V3X's.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #134 on: March 18, 2016, 02:55:40 am »
I just bumped the thread.  The handiwork was V3X's.

Aha! Thank you very much!
Listen carefully. I don't have much time, and I only have 462 characters left. I'm a scientist from Area 52 (Area 51 was used to draw attention from Area 52, where the aliens were ACTUALLY stored) who was working on neural interfacing with networked devices. In an experiment gone wrong, I accidentally uploaded my mind to the internet. In the 2 seconds I had before my mind scrambled itself with the world's network traffic, I was able to store this snippet in this random internet signature. If you're reading this, let the world know tha