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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #405 on: April 16, 2016, 11:41:03 pm »
But where can I find a congregation of weird dicks?
Besides a zoo.

Hard to find weirdos cause they always go to those red door alley houses around 1am every other Sunday.
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« Reply #406 on: April 17, 2016, 12:07:07 am »
But where can I find a congregation of weird dicks?
Besides a zoo.

Hard to find weirdos cause they always go to those red door alley houses around 1am every other Sunday.

Oh, that's Ohio. Endless supply, really.
Also, populated parts of Indiana, if I recall. Central United States is jam-packed full of freaky dicks. Short ones. Tall ones. Thick ones. Mostly harry ones.
And they'll all look at you like you insulted their mother if you pretend to have ideas.

And half of them will fuck you in the ass if given the chance. But they'll all deny it.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #407 on: April 17, 2016, 12:28:52 am »
Think we're off track.

I'm looking for dicks that enjoy being around. Like you guys.

Plus I'm from the mid west. Their dive bars are pretty bad and their warehouse raves have cops prebuilt in.

Where's the best gay bar in america? That'd be a good place to go on vacation.
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« Reply #408 on: April 17, 2016, 12:43:10 am »
Think we're off track.

I'm looking for dicks that enjoy being around. Like you guys.

Plus I'm from the mid west. Their dive bars are pretty bad and their warehouse raves have cops prebuilt in.

Where's the best gay bar in america? That'd be a good place to go on vacation.

I have a circle of friends that are functionally the same as Gay bars. But they're not dicks. They're just stupid.

If you want people like those found in this basket of poop daggers, then you'll only find them in generally anonymous zones like this one. Well, more like just under the radar. Not anonymous.
As has been mentioned in every Discordian text, they don't exactly like making themselves known, personally.They "Learn to Shut Your Fucking Mouth" a lot of the time. And the ones that don't, are like me, and just aren't old enough and lack the self-control, and tend to be boring or exhausting to be around.
And these people probably wouldn't even know what a Discordian was, or who Eris is. But they are Discordians, through and through.

As far as I can tell, they are also found, scattered, anywhere. In places you wouldn't expect. Like fucking Tucson.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #409 on: April 17, 2016, 06:36:33 am »
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #410 on: April 17, 2016, 09:34:08 pm »
I am writing an essay for a Nature/Science writing course. Subject: Space Travel. Thesis: Human's shouldn't be allowed to do it for the good on the universe. I feel I'm on solid ground here.

For one thing, people are awful. Actually, that's the only thing.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #411 on: April 17, 2016, 09:50:43 pm »
I had a guy threaten to sue me today because I wouldn't let him put 500 gallons of diesel fuel into two giant non-D.O.T. approved tanks sitting on the back of his flat bed truck. Then the manager on duty called me and told me to let him do it, ruining all my fun.

Reclaimed some of said lost fun when the fire department showed up, then lost some of it again when they totally didn't make him stop.  :?
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #412 on: April 17, 2016, 09:55:10 pm »
I am writing an essay for a Nature/Science writing course. Subject: Space Travel. Thesis: Human's shouldn't be allowed to do it for the good on the universe. I feel I'm on solid ground here.

For one thing, people are awful. Actually, that's the only thing.

At least you'll have plenty of sources to choose from. The internet. History books. Atlas Shrugged. You name it.

I had a guy threaten to sue me today because I wouldn't let him put 500 gallons of diesel fuel into two giant non-D.O.T. approved tanks sitting on the back of his flat bed truck. Then the manager on duty called me and told me to let him do it, ruining all my fun.

Reclaimed some of said lost fun when the fire department showed up, then lost some of it again when they totally didn't make him stop.  :?

^^^ Possible Attention Grabber for Essay?  :lulz:
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« Reply #413 on: April 17, 2016, 10:06:48 pm »
I have a feeling this story isn't over yet. The guy clearly thought of himself as a Very Important Businessmantm.

I just hope the manager doesn't get fired for approving something that was probably illegal. He's a pretty nice guy.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #414 on: April 17, 2016, 10:22:42 pm »
I have a feeling this story isn't over yet. The guy clearly thought of himself as a Very Important Businessmantm.

I just hope the manager doesn't get fired for approving something that was probably illegal. He's a pretty nice guy.

When a container isn't DOT approved, does that usually indicate that the gasoline will be chemically altered and ruined? Or that the container's integrity is in danger? My initial thought was more toward the latter.

Also, part of me feels like this happens all the time, based on the behavior that you've described.

EDIT: I meant Diesel fuel
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« Reply #415 on: April 17, 2016, 10:29:28 pm »
I'm not sure how much of a safety issue it is, an environmental hazard for sure if one or both of those tanks were to fall off the truck, but I suspect it's mainly a labeling issue.
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« Reply #416 on: April 17, 2016, 10:34:37 pm »
I'm not sure how much of a safety issue it is, an environmental hazard for sure if one or both of those tanks were to fall off the truck, but I suspect it's mainly a labeling issue.

Oh, ok. Sounds like they suspected the same thing, and have been conditioned to ignore process in that case. But that's still risky as fuck. If he is nice, we'll hope the manager knows what he's doing.

Interested in the follow-up, for sure.
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Re: Open Bar: We're going to build a bar, and make the drinks pay for it!
« Reply #417 on: April 17, 2016, 10:41:17 pm »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

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« Reply #418 on: April 17, 2016, 10:59:32 pm »
Also, today I learned from a customer that the governor of Tennessee VETOED THE BIBLE!

I thought he just vetoed a bill to make the Bible the official state book of Tennessee, but the customer corrected me, and I understand now that the governor did, in fact veto the Bible.

Waaaaaa? Based on the semantics, that would imply that they tried to pass THE BIBLE as a law?

"Section4, Article 21 B: 'Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brotherís wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.'"
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« Reply #419 on: April 17, 2016, 11:02:39 pm »
Although, most likely something along these lines is what people would be worried about in that case:

"Section 2 Article 9.C

No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God."
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