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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1290 on: April 22, 2018, 10:58:23 pm »
“MSNBC guest exposes reasons behind ‘goddess of disruption’ Kellyanne Conway’s CNN lie-fest on Cohen”

Here’s the link: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/msnbc-guest-exposes-reasons-behind-goddess-disruption-kellyanne-conways-cnn-lie-fest-cohen/

If Kellyanne Conway is an avatar of Eris, the Trump ‘Administration’ is starting to make sense to me, other than ‘Tax cuts for the wealthy are worth treason,’ of course.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1291 on: April 23, 2018, 11:44:01 pm »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-israelis-hear-echoes-ancient-emperor-155859705.html

They're comparing Donald Trump to Cyrus the Great. Let me say that again.

They're comparing Donald Trump to Cyrus the Great.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1292 on: April 24, 2018, 02:00:14 am »
Hopefullt this will lead to a conflict that will finally destroy thrice-accursed Jerusalem once and for all
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1293 on: April 24, 2018, 05:33:34 am »
Hopefullt this will lead to a conflict that will finally destroy thrice-accursed Jerusalem once and for all

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People in Jerusalem don't count as actual people, right?  Right right right?
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« Reply #1294 on: April 24, 2018, 07:04:45 am »
I've got nothing against the actual inhabitants; I just want the city itself to be destroyed. Preferably in a way that keeps it ferom being rebuilt again
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« Reply #1295 on: April 25, 2018, 12:48:50 am »
I've got nothing against the actual inhabitants; I just want the city itself to be destroyed. Preferably in a way that keeps it ferom being rebuilt again

It's kind of a package deal.

So tell me, what's your problem with Jerusalem?
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« Reply #1296 on: April 25, 2018, 07:35:54 pm »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1297 on: April 26, 2018, 12:09:14 am »
Mostly the fact that it's sacred to Christians, Jews, and Muslims (hence my description of it as "thrice accursed"), and a symbol of and anchor to the stupidity and barbarism of the past.

It's a hotbed of superstitious abrahamic nutjobs, It's almost like if what you would get if the mythos around Roswell had sexist and homophobic undertones
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1298 on: April 26, 2018, 12:13:29 am »
Plus if anyone's going to build a temple there it ought to be us. That city's basically a giant version of the apple.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1299 on: April 26, 2018, 01:32:12 am »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

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« Reply #1300 on: April 26, 2018, 10:29:12 am »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #1301 on: April 26, 2018, 01:38:55 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

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« Reply #1302 on: April 26, 2018, 02:01:58 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

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sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?
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« Reply #1303 on: April 26, 2018, 03:43:53 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

 :lulz:

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?

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« Reply #1304 on: April 26, 2018, 05:55:47 pm »
So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

 :lulz:

Surely peace will finally come to the world then! :lulz:

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So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

 :lulz:

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?

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