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Al Qədic

Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...
If it's any consolation...I'm a pretty-new random asshole who's regularly online, and I have no goddamn idea who you are. So at least now there's a seventh person to keep that secret from?  :lulz: Hi there total stranger.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

IntentionallyLeftBlank

Quote from: Al Qədic on March 09, 2019, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...
If it's any consolation...I'm a pretty-new random asshole who's regularly online, and I have no goddamn idea who you are. So at least now there's a seventh person to keep that secret from?  :lulz: Hi there total stranger.

I'll give you one hint: I don't give hints. Who am I?
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Al Qədic

Hrmmmmm...you're...an interesting person. Well, I assume you're a person, at least. I've been wrong before.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.
Molon Lube

IntentionallyLeftBlank

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2019, 09:46:08 PM
Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.

The shame is all just part of "Gob's PlanTM" and is perfectly normal, or so I've been told.
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altered

Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 11:17:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2019, 09:46:08 PM
Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.

The shame is all just part of "Gob's PlanTM" and is perfectly normal, or so I've been told.

Whoever the hell you are, I like you.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

The Johnny

Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

did you just say theres a SECRET FORUM?????
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

IntentionallyLeftBlank

Quote from: The Johnny on March 10, 2019, 02:59:22 AM
Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:10:36 PM
And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

did you just say theres a SECRET FORUM?????

It's on the roof, next to the pool.
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Cramulus

this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues



Cain

Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2019, 04:01:21 PM
I actually know, but I want to fuel pointless, outlandish speculation.

On a Discordian forum? Have you no decency?  :eek:

Mostly I was hoping my use of "outlandish" might make people accuse you of being AKK.

But I set my hopes too high  :cry:

hooplala

It's obviously Prince Tao Jones.

You have some 'splaining to do, mister.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

IntentionallyLeftBlank

Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2019, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 09, 2019, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2019, 04:01:21 PM
I actually know, but I want to fuel pointless, outlandish speculation.

On a Discordian forum? Have you no decency?  :eek:

Mostly I was hoping my use of "outlandish" might make people accuse you of being AKK.

But I set my hopes too high  :cry:

My recollection of him is a little foggy, but I'm guessing that even I would have a hard time emulating his ass-hattery
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IntentionallyLeftBlank

Quote from: Cramulus on March 11, 2019, 06:26:17 PM
this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

I'm sorta like a sepia officinalis, but a little less aquatic and a little more huggable.
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hooplala

Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 11, 2019, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 11, 2019, 06:26:17 PM
this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

I'm sorta like a sepia officinalis, but a little less aquatic and a little more huggable.

Ohhhhh. It's cat~maxwell. Cool. Welcome back.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

IntentionallyLeftBlank

Quote from: Hoopla! on March 11, 2019, 07:40:02 PM
Quote from: IntentionallyLeftBlank on March 11, 2019, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 11, 2019, 06:26:17 PM
this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

I'm sorta like a sepia officinalis, but a little less aquatic and a little more huggable.

Ohhhhh. It's cat~maxwell. Cool. Welcome back.

Ah fuck, you got me. Need to be more cryptic next time...
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