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[Chelagoras The Boulder]

I guess have a chat with my doc about the glucometerand try to get back to my usual meal schedule and seeif that helps things

[minuspace]

I'd pin this false-positive in facial recognition on having skipped lunch, otherwise, on my way to dinner, Seth McFamily guy was totally checking out my street in the back of an escalade with the window rolled half down. I mention this because the political economy of expired parking meters demands it, also, due to whiskey and expertly evaded blow darts. THIS IS ALL!

[Doktor Howl]

My guts are a nightmare right now.

I am a walking Geneva Convention violation.

[Capeditiea]

My guts are a nightmare right now.

I am a walking Geneva Convention violation.

you might need to see the doctor about this. *nods, i know a pretty good one, he goes by the name Doktor Howl.

[Doktor Howl]

My guts are a nightmare right now.

I am a walking Geneva Convention violation.

you might need to see the doctor about this. *nods, i know a pretty good one, he goes by the name Doktor Howl.

He says "go to church and share the love."

[Capeditiea]

hopefully there is a bunch of juicy love to give.

[Doktor Howl]

hopefully there is a bunch of juicy love to give.

You have NO IDEA.

[Capeditiea]

hopefully there is a bunch of juicy love to give.

You have NO IDEA.

:O is it enough to summon Yog-Sothoth and potentially Yig?

[minuspace]

One state over, geyser eruptions rain scat long the coast.

[Doktor Howl]

One state over, geyser eruptions rain scat long the coast.

I like to think of Tucson as the eye of the shitstorm.  My neighbors are "safe".  You are doomed.

[Capeditiea]

Well, shit.

[LMNO]

Well, shit.

Precisely.

[minuspace]

 

One state over, geyser eruptions rain scat long the coast.

I like to think of Tucson as the eye of the shitstorm.  My neighbors are "safe".  You are doomed.

We battened down the hatches... and this only made the carnage even more devastating.

[Doktor Howl]

So, doing the reforecast, I find a GIGANTIC GODDAMN financial error.  Not malfeasance, just a huge fucking mistake that will take me all day Saturday to untangle.  The error predates me being here by about 8 months.

Boss is like "Holy shit.  Good catch."


Big boss is like "Why don't you sit down so I can rip you a new asshole for 45 minutes about this and by the way you suck and all your people suck and I feel I must now begin actively micromanaging your group, but not the groups that aren't getting things done or are hemmoraging money."

Big boss is going away for a couple of weeks on vacation starting tomorrow afternoon, and I need to go get some live traps for rats.  These two things are more connected than they might appear.

[Capeditiea]

So, doing the reforecast, I find a GIGANTIC GODDAMN financial error.  Not malfeasance, just a huge fucking mistake that will take me all day Saturday to untangle.  The error predates me being here by about 8 months.

Boss is like "Holy shit.  Good catch."


Big boss is like "Why don't you sit down so I can rip you a new asshole for 45 minutes about this and by the way you suck and all your people suck and I feel I must now begin actively micromanaging your group, but not the groups that aren't getting things done or are hemmoraging money."

Big boss is going away for a couple of weeks on vacation starting tomorrow afternoon, and I need to go get some live traps for rats.  These two things are more connected than they might appear.

covertly place one in his chair, in his top desk drawer, and three in random locations