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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1005 on: June 13, 2018, 08:43:39 pm »
Board is fucking up, it keeps saying that the message body of a post is blank when it's not.

In the theology thread.  I just wrote out a response and it will not accept it.

Never mind.

It seems that there is now some sort of maximum number of nested quotes.
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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1008 on: June 14, 2018, 03:00:35 am »
Make sure you have low-to-moderate alcohol intake with naproxen.  It can really fuck up the liver.

Yeah.. been thinking about never drinking again anyway. If I do I'll flush my system for 24 hrs first. I still may do a drunken rant here and there.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1009 on: June 14, 2018, 06:11:18 am »
Apply peer pressure to former co-workers.  "Go on, quit...all the cool kids are doing it."
The funny thing is, I barely need to. Just the other day I heard about another lady who's quitting, so the tally is sitting at 3 so far, with another three to go if we wanna break the previous record of 5 people in one week. Hell, they just hired two new people to our program, might just walk up and be like ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1010 on: June 14, 2018, 02:26:12 pm »
Apply peer pressure to former co-workers.  "Go on, quit...all the cool kids are doing it."
The funny thing is, I barely need to. Just the other day I heard about another lady who's quitting, so the tally is sitting at 3 so far, with another three to go if we wanna break the previous record of 5 people in one week. Hell, they just hired two new people to our program, might just walk up and be like ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE!

What are the circumstances making everybody leave?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1011 on: June 14, 2018, 07:12:43 pm »
Well, for starters, they have a reputation for low pay, even among the mental health field, which is really saying something.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1012 on: June 14, 2018, 07:17:36 pm »
The only upside to that is that they have an entire training institute to help you get certificates and shit. But seeing as I had a degree and qualifications BEFORE being hired into a position that is SO ENTRY LEVEL, I shit you not, ONE OF OUR CLIENTS CAN DO IT AFTER ONE WEEK OF TRAINING, one can see how maybe I'm not getting the full value of that.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1013 on: June 14, 2018, 08:00:52 pm »
So, speaking of work...

HR have rescheduled another meeting with me.  Given we've only arranged two meetings thus far, and both have had to be rescheduled (in each case adding an extra week into the process), that is quite impressive.

Oh well, at least this means I can have some beers and watch Egypt vs Uruguay tomorrow.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1014 on: June 15, 2018, 07:42:11 am »
Ya'll still cucking?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1015 on: June 15, 2018, 09:09:33 am »
So, speaking of work...

HR have rescheduled another meeting with me.  Given we've only arranged two meetings thus far, and both have had to be rescheduled (in each case adding an extra week into the process), that is quite impressive.

Oh well, at least this means I can have some beers and watch Egypt vs Uruguay tomorrow.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1016 on: June 15, 2018, 09:44:49 am »
The police are also taking their sweet time, so hard to say

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1017 on: June 15, 2018, 01:35:33 pm »
Ya'll still cucking?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1018 on: June 20, 2018, 11:22:03 pm »
Alright Trump signed the documentation to HALT the separation of immigrant families.

Congrats democrats/liberals you can go back to not caring about immigrants as usual. You can also go "lallalallala" whenever someone mentions the fact Obama deported, and seperated more immigrants than Bush did.

Also can you stop asking me to fuck your wife?
Yea I get it Bernie can still win. Fuck off.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1019 on: June 20, 2018, 11:31:41 pm »
Alright Trump signed the documentation to HALT the separation of immigrant families.

Congrats democrats/liberals you can go back to not caring about immigrants as usual. You can also go "lallalallala" whenever someone mentions the fact Obama deported, and seperated more immigrants than Bush did.

Also can you stop asking me to fuck your wife?
Yea I get it Bernie can still win. Fuck off.


Well, aside from the fact that Obama did not separate in 8 years more families than Trump did in 6 weeks, okay.


However, there are in fact kiddie gulags and YOU owe ME a beer.  And you gotta do the monkey dance.
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