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[Doktor Howl]

Come for the massive amount of data, stay for pivot tables and macros.

Who among us has not felt humbled by a BECOME LIKE UNTO A GOD?

[Doktor Howl]

READ-ONLY GODHEAD.

Seriously.  I wish to fuck I'd known all of this here Forbidden Knowledge™ back when I was at the plant.

[LMNO]

I thought you had, especially when I was running the Spider games, and I had to use a spreadsheet to keep track of everything.

[Doktor Howl]

I thought you had, especially when I was running the Spider games, and I had to use a spreadsheet to keep track of everything.

No, that's when I used to deny that budgets were actually real.  I lacked faith in the reality of Excel and NorthStar.

This is all brand new.

[LMNO]

Spoiler alert: It's going to break your heart.




Although, you don't seem to get the same disillusionment as others when they realize that humans tend to ignore reality when it's inconvenient.

[Doktor Howl]

Spoiler alert: It's going to break your heart.




Although, you don't seem to get the same disillusionment as others when they realize that humans tend to ignore reality when it's inconvenient.

That's the beauty of all of this.  The people who make decisions here distrust me more as I accomplish things, but TRUST me more, the more often I cram a pack of bullshit into a cell.  It's absolutely unreal.

I've been doing everything wrong for so many years.

I have so much catching up to do.

[LMNO]

Please to post stories of Dark Excel Magic.

[Doktor Howl]

Please to post stories of Dark Excel Magic.

I shall, if I can find one that would be funny to anyone other than you or I.

It will be in the Billy thread, I think.

[Cramulus]

"I know you all are distracted with Trussia right now, but I think it's time to get back to the real news - as in, what the heck is happening in Tucson?"

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1019370840419270656

[Doktor Howl]

"I know you all are distracted with Trussia right now, but I think it's time to get back to the real news - as in, what the heck is happening in Tucson?"

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1019370840419270656

Oh, that fucking guy. 

[minuspace]

 My, the weather sure is something else, this time

[axod]

I make discovery today, delta-9 thc and slice of Illuminatus card game make good combination for brain.

[Doktor Howl]

Something just occurred to me.  What are the odds that Eldora is by now a Trumpster? 

I mean, she wasn't 2% as smart as Sondra London, and London spends all day ranting about 911 truth, how handsome Trump is, and quoting Jordan Peterson.  And if that can happen to someone that's SMART, just imagine what's going through Eldora's mind.  It also occurs to me that she lives in Flint and therefore has chemical assistance for stupidity.

[Cain]

Emoticon filled posts for Trump?

[Doktor Howl]

Emoticon filled posts for Trump?