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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1185 on: August 08, 2018, 06:42:36 pm »
Wife's been down with strep for a week, in the middle of her preparing for her final apprentice exams (floristry). I'm fucking exhausted. Not that I'm complaining, mind. Just looking forward to having my days in the usual routine.

I hope your wife gets better.  I am a little shocked that a combat florist would be knocked down by a little strep, though.

Strep sucks ass. I was fairly convinced I'd woken up with an especially aggressive and painful form of cancer when it hit me, and I've got goddamned tentacles for a face.

The nurse winced.

I am a walking strep factory.  I hardly notice the stuff anymore, but I trot in and get it checked in case it's the strain that causes rheumatic fever.  On account of I am a colony of A and B.  I am like humanity's appendix; here to re-infect you all if your biome gets too nice.

The Husband has gotten Scarlet Fever twice, so strep is an absolute code red in our household.

Scarlet fever or rheumatic fever?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1186 on: August 08, 2018, 06:44:35 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1187 on: August 10, 2018, 11:52:52 am »
Wife's been down with strep for a week, in the middle of her preparing for her final apprentice exams (floristry). I'm fucking exhausted. Not that I'm complaining, mind. Just looking forward to having my days in the usual routine.

I hope your wife gets better.  I am a little shocked that a combat florist would be knocked down by a little strep, though.
Hope you wife gets well soon.

also i would totally watch an anime about combat florists.

No, son, this is NORWAY, not Japan.  There is no anime.  It's all live action, and no stuntmen.  I've seen it happen.  Weaponized chrysanthemums are no way for a man to die.

After getting a second diagnosis of sinusitis on top of the strep, she passed her exams with flying colours today, proving that she's way over qualified to put up with me. But I don't complain.

She made the examiners (the people who decide whether your work is good or bad. I've no fecking idea what they're called in mercan) cry.
Whether this was because of her beautiful decorations or the fact that she made a rose shiv is unknown.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1188 on: August 10, 2018, 08:57:31 pm »
So, it's finally happened.  Management are restructuring the department.  Among the highlights of our new deal:

- A £4k pay cut
- Reduction of staff to a single person per shift
- Rota changes that will involve working 4 nights a week and, once a month, 7 days or nights in a row.
- That we still do all our existing duties except those with regard to safeguarding
- That staff on-site will have to move out
- That we will be effectively demoted to "residential assistant" roles from our current roles.
- 3 people will be made redundant due to lower staffing needs

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1189 on: August 10, 2018, 09:05:28 pm »
So, it's finally happened.  Management are restructuring the department.  Among the highlights of our new deal:

- A £4k pay cut
- Reduction of staff to a single person per shift
- Rota changes that will involve working 4 nights a week and, once a month, 7 days or nights in a row.
- That we still do all our existing duties except those with regard to safeguarding
- That staff on-site will have to move out
- That we will be effectively demoted to "residential assistant" roles from our current roles.
- 3 people will be made redundant due to lower staffing needs

What are their objectives, other than guaranteed abject failure?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1190 on: August 10, 2018, 09:33:02 pm »
Make as much money as possible while paying as few people as possible, as little as possible.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1191 on: August 10, 2018, 10:26:08 pm »
Make as much money as possible while paying as few people as possible, as little as possible.

So, yeah.  Abject failure.

My guess is they are planning on unloading the contract or business onto some sucker, very soon.  With 9 months.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1192 on: August 10, 2018, 10:29:39 pm »
Between now and then, what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1193 on: August 10, 2018, 11:57:09 pm »
Between now and then, what could possibly go wrong?

Who cares?

By the time you see a stupid decision even happen, let alone the results of said stupid decision, the principal of the decision has already absconded with the loot, leaving one or more patsies behind.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1194 on: August 11, 2018, 01:08:48 am »
Make as much money as possible while paying as few people as possible, as little as possible.

So, yeah.  Abject failure.

My guess is they are planning on unloading the contract or business onto some sucker, very soon.  With 9 months.

There may not even be a business in 9 months.  Brexit is coming, and no-one has a fucking clue how badly it might bugger up EU student numbers.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1195 on: August 11, 2018, 01:27:14 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1196 on: August 11, 2018, 11:19:17 am »
Between now and then, what could possibly go wrong?

Who cares?

By the time you see a stupid decision even happen, let alone the results of said stupid decision, the principal of the decision has already absconded with the loot, leaving one or more patsies behind.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1197 on: August 13, 2018, 12:18:08 am »


Scarlet fever or rheumatic fever?

Scarlet is what I have been told. He was 4 and 14 the times it happened, long before I was around.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1198 on: August 13, 2018, 05:50:10 am »


Scarlet fever or rheumatic fever?

Scarlet is what I have been told. He was 4 and 14 the times it happened, long before I was around.

Strep usually leads to rheumatic fever, which is deadly enough all by itself.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1199 on: August 13, 2018, 01:17:38 pm »
So, it's finally happened.  Management are restructuring the department.  Among the highlights of our new deal:

- A £4k pay cut
- Reduction of staff to a single person per shift
- Rota changes that will involve working 4 nights a week and, once a month, 7 days or nights in a row.
- That we still do all our existing duties except those with regard to safeguarding
- That staff on-site will have to move out
- That we will be effectively demoted to "residential assistant" roles from our current roles.
- 3 people will be made redundant due to lower staffing needs

Holy shit.
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