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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1350 on: September 08, 2018, 02:46:14 am »
Speaking of doctors, I have a (surprise) apppintment with a manager tomorrow that has been personally responsible for actively denying my client's treatment, in direct contradiction to pre-authorized orders. there was a similar event recently that made the news. what number should I dial the heat up to?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1351 on: September 08, 2018, 02:51:29 am »
Speaking of doctors, I have a (surprise) apppintment with a manager tomorrow that has been personally responsible for actively denying my client's treatment, in direct contradiction to pre-authorized orders. there was a similar event recently that made the news. what number should I dial the heat up to?

Wait, didn't you just quit smoking? I'm sure it's hard on your nerves, use that. Or at least consider it.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1352 on: September 08, 2018, 09:56:36 am »
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.


but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?

Cthulhu doesn't even lift, bro.  How you going to dominate anyone if you don't lift.  He don't juice either.  You never see him putting in the time down at the gym, and if you don't use it, you lose it.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1353 on: September 08, 2018, 10:10:14 am »
Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.


but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?

Cthulhu doesn't even lift, bro.  How you going to dominate anyone if you don't lift.  He don't juice either.  You never see him putting in the time down at the gym, and if you don't use it, you lose it.


...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1354 on: September 08, 2018, 10:44:21 am »
Someone please remind me to leave that bitxh at the interstate.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1355 on: September 08, 2018, 11:05:35 am »
Someone please remind me to leave that bitxh at the interstate.

leave that bitxh at the interstate.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1356 on: September 08, 2018, 02:50:27 pm »
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1357 on: September 08, 2018, 05:38:39 pm »
Someone please remind me to leave that bitxh at the interstate.

leave that bitxh at the interstate.

Thank you.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1358 on: September 08, 2018, 06:18:31 pm »
step 1: was that not close enough?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1359 on: September 08, 2018, 06:21:42 pm »
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.

:O what will two be?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1360 on: September 08, 2018, 06:28:20 pm »
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.

:O what will two be?
you still got teeth?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1361 on: September 08, 2018, 06:36:24 pm »
I'm just about ready to drop a dime on a motherfucker.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1362 on: September 08, 2018, 07:13:02 pm »
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.


:O what will two be?
you still got teeth?



*counts
i have 23 or 24 of them. :3
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1363 on: September 08, 2018, 07:16:28 pm »
...i was gonna place a thing on here... but couldn't find a perfect one or more for this situation...

so instead i will break out with the well inform lyric of "I like Big Butts"
:kingmeh:

I'm gonna start counting.  That's one.


:O what will two be?
you still got teeth?



*counts
i have 23 or 24 of them. :3


maybe 19... it kinda a challenge to count with my tongue, *nods
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1364 on: September 08, 2018, 07:52:33 pm »
I think I'm gonna take a break for a while.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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