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'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'

Started by Great Teacher Largo, April 08, 2005, 10:53:57 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#45
April 14, 2005, 05:33:26 PM
:lol:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#46
April 14, 2005, 05:41:25 PM
That quip might cost me my balls, but anything for a laugh, right?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#47
April 15, 2005, 09:52:08 AM
Quote from: Mad Magent LemonAsian women have horizontal vaginas.

Uh...no they fucking don't.

Trust me. I know.

-Irrev. Hugh

Knows certain things about anatomy and you shouldn't ask how or why.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#48
April 15, 2005, 03:20:00 PM
sure they do, provided they're laying on their side.

it's all a matter of perspective.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#49
December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Cainad (dec.)

#50
December 30, 2009, 04:33:21 PM
what the shit is this shitty shit

Have I ever mentioned how glad I am you guys cleaned house in this forum before I found my way here?

Doktor Howl

#51
April 28, 2010, 05:26:03 PM
Sheer sadistic bump.

Molon Lube

Kai

#53
April 28, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
Goddammit why.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Doktor Howl

#54
April 28, 2010, 08:41:49 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
Goddammit why.

I was unable to restrain myself.   :sad:
Molon Lube

Cain

#55
June 04, 2011, 11:41:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Psychic powers ITT

BadBeast

#56
June 05, 2011, 01:10:19 AM
Bump. For Post-Cuntalist analysis.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

#57
June 05, 2011, 06:37:02 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 04, 2011, 11:41:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Psychic powers ITT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Prince Glittersnatch III

#58
June 06, 2011, 09:22:08 AM
http://www.rcaston.com/

Dude still updates his site.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Doktor Howl

#59
August 28, 2019, 07:41:46 PM
Your once-per-decade reminder that GTL existed.
Molon Lube
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