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Rev Roger, Sermon #29: Taking Discordianism(tm) back.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 08, 2005, 10:00:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 08, 2005, 10:00:14 PM
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Wishfarple

#1
June 08, 2005, 10:11:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
TGRR,
Taking discordianism(tm) back.

Make sure you bring the receipt.   :?
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
June 08, 2005, 10:12:38 PM
Quote from: Wizzle Fo Shizzle
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
TGRR,
Taking discordianism(tm) back.

Make sure you bring the receipt.   :?

I need no "receipt".  Take your paperwork and file it where the sun doesn't shine.

TGRR,
Doesn't have time for WalMart return policies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#3
June 08, 2005, 10:15:44 PM
Rah!

good to have the Real(tm) you back.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Malaul

#4
June 08, 2005, 10:23:58 PM
I might have to agree with rog for once


who'd'ov thought that would ever happen!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
June 08, 2005, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayRah!

good to have the Real(tm) you back.

8)

The Good Reverend is back, and ready to rumble.  

I should have about 3 sermons ready by the weekend.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#6
June 08, 2005, 10:53:36 PM
hoorah!
this = good (like muffins)

agent compassion

#7
June 09, 2005, 12:40:36 AM
Well said, noodle.

Muffins all around!

::sits back, chomps a muffin and waits for the next rant::

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bella

#8
June 09, 2005, 01:28:08 AM
Verthaine is an Erisian, Roger. That's why he's never claimed to be a Discordian. The distinction is subtle, but real.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Horab Fibslager

#9
June 09, 2005, 02:00:43 AM
i may disagree with roger what a discordian necesarily is or is defined by, but i too am a proud discordian, even arrogantly so at times. not everyone is a discordian, but everyone, every living creature and inanimate object, every paticle and atom and all that fancy stuff is a pawn of Our Lady of Confusion, wether or not they are aware of it or even willing. that plan regardless of it's nature might as well be a roll of the dice as far as any of us are concerned, as none of us are Her, wether or not they are as such.

also







HELL THE FUCK YEAH I AM ENLIGHTENED MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

wether or not i am any more enlightened than anyone else is irrelevant and not for me to decide.
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

#10
June 09, 2005, 02:25:04 AM
QuoteI am PROUD to toss sand in the gears

Pussy, thats what the BOULDERS are for.

And, I agree with you.

ZK,
Wants to have TGRR's babies.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
June 09, 2005, 02:33:33 AM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
QuoteI am PROUD to toss sand in the gears

Pussy, thats what the BOULDERS are for.

And, I agree with you.

ZK,
Wants to have TGRR's babies.

Boulders get you CAUGHT, kid.

Kids these days...no subtlety.  No finesse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben

#12
June 09, 2005, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
QuoteI am PROUD to toss sand in the gears

Pussy, thats what the BOULDERS are for.

And, I agree with you.

ZK,
Wants to have TGRR's babies.

Boulders get you CAUGHT, kid.

Kids these days...no subtlety.  No finesse.

Tell that to tha terrorists.  Rock and roll!
As for me, I'm not a full-fledged Discordian, but give just enough of a shit to qualify for the discount.  My true real and actual religion is Quasianity.  I'm a half-assed Discordian, semi-Erisian, and sub-Subgenius.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
June 09, 2005, 02:49:04 AM
Quote from: OM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
QuoteI am PROUD to toss sand in the gears

Pussy, thats what the BOULDERS are for.

And, I agree with you.

ZK,
Wants to have TGRR's babies.

Boulders get you CAUGHT, kid.

Kids these days...no subtlety.  No finesse.

Tell that to tha terrorists.  Rock and roll!
As for me, I'm not a full-fledged Discordian, but give just enough of a shit to qualify for the discount.  My true real and actual religion is Quasianity.  I'm a half-assed Discordian, semi-Erisian, and sub-Subgenius.

I'm first and foremost a subgenius...I don't see much of a difference between the two, to tell you the truth.

Except that we Subgenii tend to be a little more aggressive about things.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#14
June 09, 2005, 03:23:41 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomVerthaine is an Erisian, Roger. That's why he's never claimed to be a Discordian. The distinction is subtle, but real.
Here's the thing, I have still not figured out where the dividing line is or which group I fit in, if either :?  Any words of Wisdom, Oracle?  Unless they include Doom, cuz right now I am full up on doom and don't need more, thanks :wink:
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