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[Pedero]

Pentagon considered "gay sex bomb."

Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons

15 January 2005  From New Scientist Print Edition.

THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible...

(blahblahblah)

....an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.

Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.

From issue 2482 of New Scientist magazine, 15 January 2005, page 4

I propose a Discordian Research on Homosexual-tendency-inducing Explosives and Other Miscellaneous Mind-lethal Bombs Commitee (DRHEOMMBC) be formed.

Imagine the power to make an all-boys Catholic School become a Homosexual retreat!

The power to make Men's Clubs less manly!

Add your own idea here!

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

They could just sell the 'aphrodisiac chemical' and
generate enough revenue to stop taxation of the
american people.  (taxation is illegal you know)

http://www.spiritofmaat.com/tax2.html

Also:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/01/14/senator.name.ap/

The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot,"  

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

You gotta click here for X-Ray

How can a person shoot themselves in the head with a nail gun...AND NOT KNOW IT...until they see the X-Ray.  Serioulsy.

BRECKENRIDGE - Patrick Lawler didn't think much about his toothache and blurry vision until an X-ray revealed a nail imbedded in his head - from an injury he suffered six days earlier.

9News of Denver reported the 23-year-old Breckenridge construction worker was on a job site Jan. 6 when the nail gun he was operating recoiled, striking him in the face. For days, he thought the pain he was suffering was due to that blow.

snip - link for pic

The incident wasn't known to many because once he learned he had a nail in his head, Lawler and his wife rushed to Littleton Adventist Hospital, the television station reported.

The chief neurosurgeon there has worked on three similar cases. He reportedly said this was the second such incident where the patient didn't know he had a nail in his head.

The 4-inch-long nail entered Lawler's upper right lip and stopped inside the front of his brain. It missed his right eye by millimeters, the 9News reported.

The X-ray clearly showed the nail stretching from the upper part of his mouth and 1 1/2 inches into his brain.

Surgeons conducted a six-hour surgery, removing the nail through the path it went in. It was possible Lawler could have lost his sight, suffered injury to his brain or even died during the procedure.

According to 9News, the couple plans to frame the X-rays, cat scans and the nail and hang it in their living room.

The Lawlers could not be reached for further comment.

[Bob the Mediocre]

"Wow, I almost died. Hey, this is a cool x-ray, let's frame it!"

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

"Wow, I almost died. Hey, this is a cool x-ray, let's frame it!"

More X-Rays
And they want to set up a fund to help him with his medical bills.  You have got to be kidding.  First, he shoots himself in the head.  I realise it was only a 'nail' gun, but still.  Then he wanders around with a nail in his head for 6 days.  SIX DAYS.They need to set up a fund to figure out how he can be such an idiot and still be alive, that's what THEY need to do.

[Hoshiko]

See here.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

The Davison Index
Davison, Michigan

Hall suspended due to 'discord'

The Davison High School is canceling its Hall of Fame because do not want Michael Moore, yes the Michael Moore to get in.

This stupid small town paper does not have a website, so the above will have to do.  But the headline is not as funny.

[Bob the Mediocre]

Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video

Conservative groups criticize maker's 'tolerance pledge'

Friday, January 21, 2005 Posted: 10:26 AM EST (1526 GMT)

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Conservative Christian groups accuse the makers of a video starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and a host of other cartoon characters of promoting homosexuality to children.

The wacky square yellow SpongeBob is one of the stars of a music video due to be sent to 61,000 U.S. schools in March. The makers -- the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation -- say the video is designed to encourage tolerance and diversity.

But at least two Christian activist groups say the innocent cartoon characters are being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality.

"A short step beneath the surface reveals that one of the differences being celebrated is homosexuality," wrote Ed Vitagliano in an article for the American Family Association.

The video is a remake of the 1979 hit song "We Are Family" using the voices and images of SpongeBob, Barney, Winnie the Pooh, Bob the Builder, the Rugrats and other TV cartoon characters. It was made by a foundation set up by songwriter Nile Rodgers after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, in an effort to promote healing.

Christian groups however have taken exception to the tolerance pledge on the foundation's Web site, which asks people to respect the sexual identity of others along with their abilities, beliefs, culture and race.

"Their inclusion of the reference to 'sexual identity" within their 'tolerance pledge' is not only unnecessary, but it crosses a moral line," James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, said in a statement released Thursday.

Rodgers said he was astounded by the attack.

"That is so myopic and harsh," he told Reuters. "You have really got to look hard to find anything in this that is offensive to anyone. The last thing I am going to do is taint these characters."

Dobson was quoted by the New York Times on Thursday as having singled out the wildly popular SpongeBob during remarks about the video at dinner this week in Washington, D.C.

SpongeBob, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, was "outed" by the U.S. media in 2002 after reports that the TV show and its merchandise are popular with gays. His creator, Stephen Hillenburg, said at the time that though SpongeBob was an oddball, he thought of all the characters in the show as asexual.

It is not the first time that children's TV favorites have come under the critical spotlight of the Christian right. In 1999, the Rev. Jerry Falwell described Tinky Winky, the purse-toting purple Teletubbie, as a gay role model.

[gnimbley]

Does this mean I have to stop eating fast food hamburgers or I'll
turn gay?

[LMNO]

No it means you have to stop eating fast food hamburgers before you grow a third asscheek on your face...







(Too Late!)

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Does this mean I have to stop eating fast food hamburgers or I'll
turn gay?

No, it means you have to stop watching SpongeBob, Telletubbies, Bert & Ernie(Here FISHIE, FISHIE, FISHIE!!!), and whomever they decide to attack next.  Does anyone remember the orange juice lady from the 70's?  I see this happening all over again.  Gays back in the closet, women back in the kitchen, men working 3 jobs to pay the bills, everyone drinking too much, because that is the only drug they can get.

[Bob the Mediocre]

On a more humorous note:

Some Confused By Bush's 'Satanic' Salute

In Texas, Sign Shows Support For School

POSTED: 11:11 am EST January 21, 2005

OSLO, Norway -- President George W. Bush's "Hook 'em, 'horns" salute got lost in translation in Norway, where shocked people interpreted his hand gesture during his inauguration as a salute to Satan.

That's what it means in the Nordics when you throw up the right hand with the index and pinky fingers raised, a gesture popular among heavy metal groups and their fans in the region.

Residents of the Scandinavian country were taken aback when they saw the First Family appear to salute Satan during the inaugural parade.

"Shock greeting from Bush daughter," a headline in the Norwegian Internet newspaper Nettavisen said above a photograph of Bush's daughter Jenna, smiling and showing the sign.

For Texans, the gesture is a sign of love for the University of Texas Longhorns, whose fans are known to shout out "Hook 'em, 'horns!" at sporting events.

Bush, a former Texas governor, and his family made the sign to greet the Longhorn marching band as it passed during the inaugural parade through Washington during Thursday's festivities, Norway's largest newspaper, Verdens Gang, explained to its readers.

[LMNO]

I knew it.  Texans are a bunch of Satanists.

[Horab Fibslager]

That's what it means in the Nordics when you throw up the right hand with the index and pinky fingers raised, a gesture popular among heavy metal groups and their fans in the region.

Residents of the Scandinavian country were taken aback when they saw the First Family appear to salute Satan during the inaugural parade.
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that's whati t means in texas too. i saw that on the cover on a paper and was like, well if a vote for bush is a bush for satan, i'm down with that. i figure a kindler gentler america, where satan and jesus can get along. an america where jesus does all teh chores and work while satan rends jesus' flesh from his loins using the most advnaced techniques avilable to modern science.

[East Coast Hustle]

if I thought for one second that Emperor Lying Fuckbag was in league with Satan....



I'd probably take back every bad thing I ever said about him.