Media.........Interesting News! Interesting Letters!

[LMNO]

And where the fuck have you been, Communist Goat Turd?

[Horab Fibslager]

if I thought for one second that Emperor Lying Fuckbag was in league with Satan....



I'd probably take back every bad thing I ever said about him.

well now you have proof.

satanists for jesus
turn the other cheek so we can sodomize you some more n00b!

[East Coast Hustle]

And where the fuck have you been, Communist Goat Turd?

wrong question.

[Bob the Mediocre]

Guy who gets a skin graft grows a third nipple.

[agent compassion]

yeah, bit uts still a useless nipple not like women's nipples.

[DJRubberducky]

eheheheh.  Nipple.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Heh. You said NIPPLEFISH!

[Hoshiko]

All nipples are created equal, AgenC. Anyone can create milk with the right hormones.

The only difference is that Women's nipples are on b00bage, and thus superior.

Man pees himself out of Avalanche with help of 60 bottles of beer!

[bored gnome]

Hot stock tip? (I AM pleased that no children reported themselves
as being concerned, only the parents.)

Animated Frog's Genitals -- Okay for TV?

Wed Feb 2,10:12 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Despite complaints from 60 people, Britain's advertising regulators said Wednesday there is nothing inappropriate about the genitals of an animated frog whose high-pitched squeals are sold as a mobile phone ringtone.

Television adverts of the motorcycle-riding Crazy Frog, who is drawn with a broad smile and a tiny penis, run frequently on British television, amusing, baffling and annoying viewers.

"While unusual for an animated model of this type to be shown with genitalia, no sexual or inappropriate references were made about its anatomy," the UK's Advertising Standards Authority said.

Twenty-two people complained they were worried children might see the advertising, which also promotes screen savers and mobile videos. Five parents said they were embarrassed by questions their children had asked.

Other viewers simply found the commercial annoying and thought it was shown too often.

"We appreciate that the frequent broadcast of the same, or similar commercials can be annoying to some viewers," the ASA said. "However, it is for the advertiser and broadcaster to decide how often a particular advertisement is shown."

Because the ads contain a text number to place an order, they are barred from being shown during children's programs, and the ASA said there were no reports of children being concerned by the advert.

The ads were created by Germany's Lorena Medienagentur GmbH for Jamba! AG, trading as Jamster.

[Cain]

Im going to kill that frog, and all who are linked to it.  You know how annoying those ads are?  I was willing to put my foot through the TV the last time I saw it.  And if you watch music chanels, its on all the time

[Bob the Mediocre]

Gotten in an e-mail. I <3 my mom.

DEAR ABBY,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he
shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep
up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward
our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do
are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,
running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious in a big
way, although I don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with
Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing
uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means. 
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in
the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so
horribly creepy! Can you help? 

Signed, Lost in DC

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The
rest of us are stuck with him for four more years!

[fluffy]

bwahahahaha

[Guido Finucci]

Man pees himself out of Avalanche with help of 60 bottles of beer!

Brilliant!

[Horab Fibslager]

that's a lot of beer eh?

[Bob the Mediocre]

WTF?