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Apple Talk / UNLIMITED Wizard Joseph Garbage Collection Thread.
« on: June 29, 2011, 11:21:28 am »

Those were the days.

 :)Cheer up good sir!  I know I can bluster overmuch, but  The days we have left are The best yet.  The economic(and most every other) picture is so surreal now in light of the events since Feb.  that I have little doubt you will live to see the dream dam we're calling exchange do what everything does and break.  There's some straight up Nero shit coming down the pipe!  I read a pocket book version of Tacitus' take way back. Nero played no fiddle, but sang of Troy!  The bastard's own guard cried to the people that it was not them throwing the torches but Nero.  The people let them for the usual "can't kill a souldja or you die" unreasons.  Nero bought the fresh real estate.  

You know this cycle.  Some even think themselves it's architect, the fools.  They are unqualified to operate it IMHO.  But they try hard as HELL!  They even sellout to the worst in human nature's impulses and dreams because it makes some think their cock is hard enough to spin the wheel.  If the economy malfunctions I simply think we need to clear out all the bloody cocks stuck at the top!

I say the wise know better and know also that getting your cock stuck in a moving Chao is your own damn fault!  Cheer Doktor!  You can surf the wave they would own but claim to fight!  You know there are no sides other than the one that keeps you(and yours) above water.  You get to watch it break their serfs while they tear at each other in little concrete boxes waiting to claim an aftermath they are unworthy of!  

As for the original pull-one-over on the J-squad start of this thread :lulz:   :| you have no idea what some of these people are capable of!
They might anoint you or something... It's horrible.  It's gonna be a little rusty, but if anyone wants a fake anointment to help blend in I may just pull one off for you. :wink:

I know this is all unsolicited jabber, but youall somewhere said to just be myself on these forums and here it is.  
Or kill me 2!

[edited for new title after split - Dok]

Propaganda Depository / Audioautoerotica
« on: June 17, 2011, 05:12:59 am »
Reality Advisory: In this particular thread I'd like to be more sincere and tell you my real opinions about artwork and it's place in things.  Be advised that I'm no wizard and though I may portray myself outrageously from time to time the point on this thread is to display my real feelings and opinions and artwork.

Greetings.  I'm sure you've heard it all before from self obsessed maniacs, but do they always say it with style?  I like to think I do, but it's the audiences that I really love to impress, not necessarily always myself.  I've taken to public ranting at open mike events and refined it into a topical series of public rants that are still going on at quiet cafes and not so quiet bars here in my home state.  

I am setting up a business site and posting these on it as I build up towards a grand opening party.  I thought I'd spare you the trouble of going all the way to my site just to hear my B.S. but some folks seem to like it.  I guess that's why I wanna post it here.  I just want to know if some of you react strongly.

I, Us, Them: Insanity

I, Us, Them: Fear

I, Us, Them: Secrecy

I, Us, Them: Patience

I, Us, Them: Creativity

I'll be keeping up with this thread pretty frequently and posting new rants close to weekly.


Edited to re-direct links to   You may need to refresh the screen if Kiwi6 lags and says it's buffering for too long.

Or Kill Me / As y'all say: Mutation is the highest form of flattery
« on: June 16, 2011, 11:32:05 pm »
Reality Disclaimer: The following is an act of fiction. All statements expressed are not real and neither are the words used to make them.  They express views and opinions of no kind.  No persons groups or entities portrayed are real either. 

Behold!  I've devised a plan that will leave all other plans with feelings of inadequacy and a persistent fungal infection.  The world is finally reaching the tipping point!  Brothers and Sisters are divided among themselves in ways that no longer even need the pretext of reason.  In the mess made by the more primitive primates of this world I have been watching and building.  Soon I will be a fresh menace in the marketing world, One that would make Barnum, Bernays, and Reich all proud! (It's too bad most of them are dead)

I turned my grimy hands to scrabbling for an Icon.  That is when I found Eris!  She was so beautiful.. The irony if the whole Illiad situation to me is that clearly Eris Is the prettiest one!  It was also impressive that she managed to throw the golden apple at all.  It clearly works just fine on lesser goddesses. 

Having no real way to relate to you all other than the hotness of your goddess, I won't try very hard.  I'm an outsider to this world and it's sorcerous distr :fnord: ctions.  It would be foolish of me to discuss my origins openly so I will reign it in from here.

I want to open Hail ing frequencies with you followers of Eris.  Though I can earnestly call the magics (Magicks?, Majics?, Magiqs?) of your world rather like a comic book compared to even the basic instruction of my people, (Mom ever catch you diddling to the pictures in the Necronomicon?)I can relate to you and your sense of humor.  It's a most powerful asset.  Those of your world that would shackle themselves to a description of magical seem to have lost much of it in the time that your world has been lost to us, but I say too much.

The core(if you will(or not)) of my plan is to produce a counter current to this lack of life and humor in the most readily available method your silly post-whatever Noosphere (You spell check device is a moron!) can handle, Marketing.  I will blend fiction and fantasy with the real world in a fashion that will infallibly draw attention.  Consider this new thread an opportunity to observe, comment, wail and cry, find fulfillment, or most any other thing. 
Thank you sincerely for your time and good fortune in your days.

Joseph, Wizard, Proprietor of

Sudden quote: If Mathematics is the key to the universe, art is learning to pick the lock, and Funny is kicking the door in and failing!

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