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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 13, 2021, 10:47:24 pm »

A zookeeper who finds out that the animals are going to be killed would release them to fend for themselves

Do whats morally right

DRONE APOCALYPSE:  TUCSON   

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 13, 2021, 10:46:33 pm »

I find it difficult to express my rage at this turn of events.

Hate always finds a way.

Does the dissolution of the company release you from any NDAs that have heretofore prevented you from discussing the sordid details of said DEFF ROBOTS?

No, because the tech belongs to our clients, and each client had each of us also sign an NDA.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 12, 2021, 03:33:17 pm »

The Science has come to an end.  The piranha that are the owners have in fact gained control over the company despite every legal dodge - let's face it, legal fiction - we could fabricate, and they are in a feeding frenzy of asset-stripping.

I have accepted a new job, but not in the field of DEFF ROBOTS, which saddens me.  No, I am going back to urbanism which in fact makes things BETTER for stupid humans, and prevents them from learning from their mistakes.  In short, I am now in the business of cleaning up messes left by people...by people like me, to be perfectly frank.  It's still SCIENCE, but instead of being a James Bond villain, I am now essentially the garbage man for horrible & faceless corporations.

I find it difficult to express my rage at this turn of events.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: October 09, 2021, 12:33:22 am »

Does that technically make Cramulus a meme?

The Commander
DIA

Yes.  It goes "mustache, pith helmet BOTTOM TEXT"

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: October 07, 2021, 07:08:06 pm »

Both playtest groups... so basically a 100% rate of Cramulus being used as bait and then dying miserably.

Being Cramulus is like being the guy in a war flick who shows his buddies a picture of the girl he's going to marry.

By which I mean he is killed immediately.

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Apple Talk / Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE

« on: October 06, 2021, 04:47:03 pm »

bump because I came across this thread and, while (unsuccessfully) trying to find a full version of any of her songs still on the internet, found out that she died a couple of months ago.
https://www.sealynews.com/obituaries/joyce-drake

Youtube search "I get excited" + "When my husband talks about Jesus" + "Joyce Drake".

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Or Kill Me / Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

« on: October 05, 2021, 04:37:00 pm »

I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

 

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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere

« on: October 04, 2021, 11:30:31 pm »

The same thing that borked the external site also borked the internal stuff, so no one who works at facebook can communicate with their coworkers.  Also, their locks the offices are IoT so no one is getting in.

This is sort of like the Apollo Mission level of incompetence.

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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere

« on: October 04, 2021, 10:46:37 pm »

Instagram and whatsapp are also down. 

Facebook has been glitch and unstable for a couple of weeks.  My guess is they upgraded their snitchbots and crashed themselves.

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Or Kill Me / Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

« on: October 04, 2021, 10:41:06 pm »

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be.

Sounds like she's been possessed by Orton Nenslo.

 

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 04, 2021, 06:50:52 pm »

There was this, but this isn't pissed off.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29353.msg1055716.html#msg1055716

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 04, 2021, 06:49:24 pm »

Oh...well I liked him....although I seem to recall really pissing you off last time I was active on the board.

The Commander
DIA

If you did, I don't recall.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 04, 2021, 04:07:43 am »

GODDAMMIT six years in the witness protection program and we have to move him again

*sigh*

I'll go get the shovel.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 04, 2021, 04:07:20 am »

Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

Wait...your name is Roger? You're not The Good Reverend Roger are you?

The Commander
DIA

Well, I was.  When I was a different kind of person.

But nobody liked him, so we stomped him and threw him down a manhole.

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Apple Talk / Re: I like boobs

« on: October 04, 2021, 04:05:03 am »

Too many to talk about...and I've had enough memories that my memory is like Swiss cheese.

There were certainly more women active on the board back then. What did you guys do to chase them away?

The Commander
DIA

Nothing.  They just bailed as time went on, like most others.